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I swore I would not go near my blog today because I just have too much stuff to do. Reallly important stuff like packing up and mailing gifts for the nieces and nephews I haven’t seen in nearly two years and cleaning my messy-ass house so I can host a visit from my stepmother...
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No good can come from a statement that begins with “Uh…Mommy?” But alas, I heard it bright and early this morning. It was followed by “There’s big log of kitty-cat throw-up on the patio floor” To which I replied “lolololololololololololololololololol” That’s me laughing really hard. I don’t know why I laughed so hard but it was...
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Someone gave my daughter a “My Scene” doll for her birthday. They’re kind of like the Barbie version of Bratz dolls, which I detest. I’m just not interested in those ugly, slutty giant-eyed dolls as toys for my five yr old daughter. Maybe when she’s thirty. Or when George Bush learns to pronounce “nuclear.” Seriously…I...
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If you’re not familiar with it, Tend Skin is a product that helps stop those nasty ingrown hair bumps that you get a) when your wax job starts to grow back in or b) when you shave against the grain in your bikini line area or c) you’re cheap and lazy and keep using...
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