Last Sunday on Mother’s Day, I awoke around noon and was greeted with a fantastic breakfast (that means BACON), fresh coffee, gorgeous pink Gerber daisies (my favorite) and the sweetest little treasures from my children.
Accompanying the gifts from my daughter was a card/drawing she made at school that touched my heart—but also made me...
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The Family Circus
To My Mall Ratty White Trash Mom
You Know What Really Sucks?
When your husband’s doctor’s office calls and says they need to speak to him about the labs from his recent physical at his earliest convenience. Well, he’s out of town and didn’t put me on his forms as a person they can discuss his medical stuff with so now I’m sitting here wondering WTH...
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Scary Dancing Clown
The only things missing are sharp shiny objects. Watch at your own risk. (Hat tip to Apryl)
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I Want a Do-Over
There’s the moment you can tell someone is gonna hurl all over you and the moment they actually do. In between those two moments is that period where everything happens in superrrrr-slowwwww motionnnnn and you can do nothing but watch as your youngest projectile vomits all over you, your bed AND your favorite flat...
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