Personal

Imperfect but Proud

May 31, 2007

I know I’m not a perfect mom. Far from it, in fact. I yell at my kids sometimes; sometimes more than sometimes. I let them eat cereal and yogurt for dinner the other night. I let them watch plenty o’ TV. I look forward to bedtime with a fervor that is shameful and some...
Read more »

Posted in Awww, Kids, Parenting, Personal, Thoughts. I Haz Them | 38 Comments »

If Only Life Were Like TiVo…

May 21, 2007

Today my little girl is going on an adventure. Without me. Not that we haven’t been apart before but I’ve never been the type to just drop her off at something (besides school and close friends & family’s houses) and leave her well-being to someone else. It’s not that I’m overprotective... Okay, it is. Sort...
Read more »

Posted in Kids, Personal | 44 Comments »

Secrets & Lies

May 13, 2007

As I stand on the precipice of yet another Mother’s Day, I struggle with what direction I want to take in writing this post. Do I write about my mom again and how I feel about Mother’s Day when she’s been gone for 27 years? I fear there’s not much new to say on that...
Read more »

Tags: ,
Posted in Adoption, Daily, Kids, Personal, Thoughts. I Haz Them | 48 Comments »

The Public Library Never Disappoints

March 27, 2007
The Public Library Never Disappoints

I don’t know what it is but a trip to the public library never fails to produce some story or anecdote and our most recent visit was no exception. I had taken P, now 21 months old, to story time at our local branch library. At first he wasn’t really into it, much preferring to...
Read more »

Posted in Funny, Incessant Whining, Kids, Personal, The Family Circus | No Comments »

Is That Lake Michigan in Your Underwear?

February 28, 2007
Is That Lake Michigan in Your Underwear?

Or did I just make you laugh too hard? Ba dum dum! The mantra on the Labor and Delivery Postnatal floor of the hospital where I had my only vaginal delivery was “Do your Kegels!” I heard it several times a day from every single nurse and from my midwives at every postpartum checkup. Well…somewhere along...
Read more »

Posted in Funny, Personal, Women | 41 Comments »

You Say Vagina, I Say Shut Up

February 6, 2007

I’ve read several posts this past week referencing “the big talk”. You know, the talk about the facts-of-life stuff that most parents are dreading because of the sheer awkwardness of it all. Hell, I still haven’t told my daughter the right names for her female body parts. Well, no. That’s not entirely true. I did...
Read more »

Posted in Daily, Funny, Parenting, Personal, Video | 40 Comments »

Crying it Out…Family Style

January 20, 2007

I haven’t said much about this because babies not sleeping? So normal, so common, right? What about toddlers who abandon their formerly stable and predictable sleeping routines? Still not abnormal and certainly attributable to any number of things. And God knows I’m not alone here, right?  Unfortunately, we’re not dealing with a little bit of...
Read more »

Posted in Daily, Parenting, Personal | 72 Comments »

I’m Sorry… Was I Boring You?

December 13, 2006

Last night, while flipping through catalogs trying to figure out what to do about Christmas gifts for the kids (haven’t done ANYTHING) I start getting upset (hello PMS) and talking to the Huz about all the guilt I’m feeling lately for not being Super Mom or even her distant cousin Mediocre Mom. I continue...
Read more »

Posted in Daily, Funny, Parenting, Personal | 50 Comments »

When is MY Day Off?

November 26, 2006
When is MY Day Off?

I’m finally back to posting after a nice Thanksgiving. The food was good, the company was pleasant and that for which I am so very thankful…the TV remained off the entire time. I have a real pet peeve about TV’s being on at a social gathering. We listened to music all day instead and...
Read more »

Posted in Daily, Personal | 67 Comments »

Halloween Lovers Anonymous?

October 31, 2006
Halloween Lovers Anonymous?

Do they have 12 step programs for people that love Halloween too much? I may need one… The cards we sent… At the pumpkin patch! Also at the pumpkin patch! Our pumpkin! Our haunted house (made from a kit) The candy corn costume made by yours truly! Unfrosted ghost cakes for TQ’s class! One of many new decorations purchased months before Halloween! ˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚ IMPORTANT HALLOWEEN PUBLIC...
Read more »

Posted in Daily, Funny, Personal | 46 Comments »

No, Really...


I was actually nominated for this award (under Websites for Parents) and uh, it would be nice to not come in dead last so c'mon and throw me a bone! I'll send you some of my famous chocolate chip cookies. Or naked photos. (I'd go with the cookies if I were you)

Did I Like It?

I'm in This Book

No, really. I am. sleep is for the weak