Apr
11
Well, the world didn’t end on 12-21-2012, which is good. But then again, we have the Korean krazypants, Kim Jong Un, making threats and pointing his nukes at everyone so maybe I shouldn’t get too happy just yet, huh?
Right now, I should really be writing out my thoughts and feelings in the form of a letter (that I won’t send) to a friend who really hurt my feelings yesterday. She’s not just a friend, though—our 12 year old daughters have been friends since they were two. This complicates things immensely.
I won’t bore you with the details except to say that she made some incredulous claims about my motivations regarding a recent event..something that hurt her child’s feelings but that I absolutely did not do.
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Dec
11

Ugh.
I don’t know what’s wrong got me so down but I have less than zero holiday spirit this season. Usually, I love Christmas and decorate the shit out of my house and bake cookies and do all that other Martha Stewart-y stuff that I eschew the rest of the year.
But this year, I just can’t muster the required JOY! to make all those things happen and I’m even feeling a wee bit resentful that I have to participate at all.
Exhibit A:
We’re supposed to decorate our tree tonight and I’m all “Can I just lay here on the couch and read my book?”
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Dec
08
OMG…last night these people came to look at a car we’re selling and they TOOK MY KEYS with them. I realized it this morning when I couldn’t find them so I call the guy and I’m like “Hi, you came to look at our car last night. Do you have my keys?” and he’s like “Yes, I have them”
Um…OKAY. So when exactly did you notice that you had the keys to everything I own in your possession? We’re you planning on LETTING ME KNOW? Did it not occur to you that I might NEED THEM???? That I might be tearing my house apart looking for them so I could take my kids to school?
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May
25
This is a paraphrased and slightly embellished version of a conversation I recently had with a phone survey person.
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Phone Solicitor: Hi, I’m calling from Company XYZ. This is a survey. We’d like your opinions on (insert product, service or industry here) and it will take about 10-15 minutes. If you’re…
Me: You want me to take a TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTE survey? *incredulous*
Phone Solicitor: Yes, we can begin right now if you’re ready
Me: Whoa, hold on… You said this will take 10-15 minutes, right? Are you paying me for my opinions and 10-15 minutes of my time?
Phone Solicitor: Well, no, it’s voluntary. We’re not offering any compensation
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Jan
26
I love to watch retro commercials and look at old print ads because they consistently amaze (and sometimes amuse) me. See for yourself… Get the whole story »
Shame on YOU, Target
a) make kids feel bad about homemade costumes
b) make moms who take their time, energy and creativity to craft a homemade costume look like fools.
Seriously Target… do you really think this is the way to win over the “purse string controlling” demographic—by shaming them?
Let me put this in terms you will surely understand: You don’t bite the hand that pays your shareholders.