Ahhh…it’s that time of year again. Time for witches and ghosts and goblins and of course, the trashy, slutty costumes for little girls that make my blood boil. But…I’ve railed about those plenty in the past. Everyone who gets mail probably already knows of a certain national party store chain that carries an assortment of inappropriate costumes for elementary aged girls which, given how I feel about corporate America sexualizing children, kinda makes me want to hurl.
Before I go any further, though, let me ask if you, as a parent, make a habit of letting your 5-7 year olds (or even 8-10 year olds) watch movies like Nightmare on Elm Street or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Friday the 13th or Saw or Hostel? I’m sincerely hoping the answer is no and I’m just going to assume that the vast majority of you are responsible parents who would never do something so reprehensible.
So, that said, you probably wouldn’t be able to explain to me WHY THE EVER LOVING HELL why the aforementioned national party store chain is selling Freddy Krueger (of Nightmare on Elm Street) and Jason (Friday the 13th) costumes for FIVE to SEVEN year old kids and Leatherface (of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) masks for children?
Can you tell me? Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out. In any case? It’s messed up.

5-7 years old??? Even 8-10 yrs old is effed up.

Fits Most CHILDREN???

Nice
And riddle me this…even if you haven’t let your kids see these movies but you DO buy them the costume, out of some kind of twisted nostalgia, I assume, WHAT do you tell them their costume is, exactly? Do you say “Oh, Leatherface is this guy in a movie that dismembers and kills tons of people with a chainsaw. Oh, and his mask? It’s made from the skin of his victims!”?
I mean seriously, I’d LOVE to know.
And yes, it’s very likely that I AM judging you for that. I admit it.
But I’m judging the store that sells this crap for little kids even more more harshly—what the hell are they thinking?
Shame on YOU, Target
a) make kids feel bad about homemade costumes
b) make moms who take their time, energy and creativity to craft a homemade costume look like fools.
Seriously Target… do you really think this is the way to win over the “purse string controlling” demographic—by shaming them?
Let me put this in terms you will surely understand: You don’t bite the hand that pays your shareholders.