Last Sunday on Mother’s Day, I awoke around noon and was greeted with a fantastic breakfast (that means BACON), fresh coffee, gorgeous pink Gerber daisies (my favorite) and the sweetest little treasures from my children.
Accompanying the gifts from my daughter was a card/drawing she made at school that touched my heart—but also made me...
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Character Flaws
To My Mall Ratty White Trash Mom
Oversharing Again
I force my children to watch Mystery Diagnosis with me every day. Okay…I don’t FORCE them, as in tying them up and propping their eyelids open with toothpicks, but I turn it on and if they don’t want to watch it? Too bad because Mystery Diagnosis is the most awesomely awesome show on TV...
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Veggie Tales of the Non-Religious Variety
I’m not a huge fan of the vegetables. Actually, let me rephrase that… I’m not a huge fan of cooking the vegetables.
Or buying them.
I don’t know how to tell a good *insert random vegetable name* from a bad one or an overripe one from an overpriced one—actually, vegetables seem to be quite a bargain...
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Hatelists: Everyone Should Make One
Don’t you sometimes just want to write a list of all the things/people you hate, piss you off or just plain annoy you? I do.
But then I’m all “Oh, but that’s so negative. I don’t want to be THAT person…all I HATE THIS and I HATE THAT!”
And then I hate myself for being so...
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Just Call me the Floss Fairy
I’m curious… Do ya’ll floss?
I do—religiously—and I’m always equal parts horrified and fascinated at what comes out of my teeth AFTER brushing. Seriously…who knew you could cram THAT MUCH stuff in there?
You may recall from my last post that I recently went out with my husband and an assortment of friends for his birthday....
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Streams of Consciousness
On my old blog, I would hate myself for doing a post like this; all meandering-ish, directionless—BUT ON THIS BLOG? I will do whatever dumb, ill-conceived thing I want! It’s a whole new game and I? Am a GAMECHANGER!
Am I the only one who is already sick of that stupid word?
Also sick of? Social...
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This Resolution Sucks
One of my numerous New Years Resolutions:
To get more organized—not just with my stuff but in the management of my time (this should probably include not screwing around on the internet so much, yes?) and the running of my household (I know…so lame)
Current Resolution Status:
For three weeks I’ve been rolling this stuff...
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