I recently went through my archives and unpublished a lot of posts, mostly because they didn’t hold up for the long haul and were only relevant around the time period in which they were published. I mean does anyone care, five years later, about a goofy meme I particpated in or who won the KY Lube giveaway? Heh…I didn’t think so.

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May 2013  (1)
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• 21: I’m So Sick of Lazy, Spineless Parents and Their Bratty Kids. There. I Said It. (17)

April 2013  (4)
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• 30: Just Say Know (10)
• 26: Decisions, Decisions (4)
• 19: Pet Sematary (kinda like the movie but not really) (2)
• 11: Frenemies and Other Lame Things (6)

December 2012  (1)
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• 11: Should I Be Christmas Shopping or Doomsday Prepping?  (14)

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• 15: Fifty Shades of Grey Discussed Via Text Message (22)

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• 10: Free-Range Parenting Fail or Accidents Happen? (27)

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• 14: A Party for the People and You’re ALL Invited! (6)
• 03: Children’s Claritin

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• 19: When Did Saying Thank You Stop Being Enough? (39)

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• 25: Fact: Parenting is Hard and Life Sucks Sometimes (33)

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• 30: Do You Know This Song? (6)

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• 31: Like Junk Food Truffle Pigs (8)
• 27: Three Things I’ve Learned This Month (9)

February 2012  (1)
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• 01: Forget Flowers…Send Cupcakes! (5)

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• 09: Tween Compliments Adult: Hell Has Officially Frozen Over (14)

December 2011  (3)
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• 27: The Truth About Santa: A Cautionary Tale (19)
• 16: Book Review: Laughing at Wall Street (3)
• 08: Selling a Car is SO MUCH FUN (8)

November 2011  (1)
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• 09: Tired of Picking Up Socks? What Worked for Me (22)

October 2011  (2)
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• 28: The Stories of Us (10)
• 14: Sometimes You CAN Go Back and it’s TOTALLY AWESOME (7)

September 2011  (2)
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• 26: Speech Buddies
• 19: Kids and Their Neverending Wants: Total Ingratitude or Totally Normal? (22)

August 2011  (1)
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• 23: Comment Spam That Makes Me Love Comment Spam (12)

July 2011  (4)
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• 21: A Chore System for My Kids That Actually Works (49)
• 19: Dear Facebook, We Need to Talk (15)
• 11: This is Your Last Day on Earth—Start Talking (26)
• 06: A Pathetically Bad but Totally Heartfelt Poem for Blogger Suebob’s Birthday (7)

June 2011  (4)
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• 28: Dolphin Smooching and Other Cool Things (24)
• 20: The Father’s Day Postmortem (19)
• 17: An Amazing Trip to Seaworld, Busch Gardens & Discovery Cove (3)
• 06: Jedi Mom Trick (15)

May 2011  (6)
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• 25: Why Buy the Cow When You Can Get the Opinions for Free? (21)
• 19: Is It Just Me? (26)
• 13: Josh (20)
• 10: Potluck Favorites
• 09: Motherless Day Redux
• 01: S-E-X (40)

April 2011  (3)
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• 21: Yet Another Mom 2.0 Post (Brimming with insight, hyperbole, superlatives, link love and win!) (37)
• 18: Goodbye Baby Shmoo (24)
• 07: Anatomy of a Mom Blogging Career (60)

March 2011  (2)
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• 25: Thanks a Lot, Folks (9)
• 14: I’m Sorry We Made Fun of You, Gerabaldine (15)

February 2011  (2)
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• 24: Noise with Dirt on It (9)
• 22: Pins on a Map Book Review

January 2011  (3)
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• 26: What the Real Mad Men Were Up To… (8)
• 11: An Open Letter to Google (27)
• 03: I Don’t Want to Use the C Word But… (29)

December 2010  (2)
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• 21: Better Than S’mores (18)
• 02: Not Smarter Than a Kindergartener (13)

November 2010  (7)
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• 19: Is it Your Turn to Bring the Dessert? (22)
• 16: Anywhere But Here: The Autumn of My Discontent (11)
• 13: I’m Just Not Ready for Any of This (18)
• 12: Shame on YOU, Target (8)
• 08: I Can’t Believe I Wasn’t Invited (11)
• 05: 30 Days of Truth – Something I Have to Forgive Someone For (2)
• 03: Someday I’ll Have My Little Dream Home (8)

October 2010  (7)
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• 28: If Only I Drank Wine (13)
• 27: 30 Days of Truth – Something I Love About Myself (8)
• 26: 30 Days of Truth – Something I Hate About Myself  (20)
• 11: Almost Syndrome (12)
• 08: Goosebumps on DVD (0)
• 07: Wordless Wednesday: I Knew Those Dolls Were No Good! (5)
• 01: Katy Does Sesame: Yet Another Opinion (14)

September 2010  (1)
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• 02: I Think I Need a Life Coach (or a Drill Sergeant) (15)

August 2010  (5)
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• 30: My BlogHer Photos! (9)
• 24: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (DVD) (0)
• 16: Are You Sure You’re Not High? (18)
• 12: Moms Should Know When to Just Shut Up and Listen (8)
• 03: The One Where I Eat My Words (11)

July 2010  (5)
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• 28: Dear Universe, You Totally Win (20)
• 19: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD (0)
• 13: Social Networking Shame (10)
• 05: The BP Oil Spill is Your Problem, Too (16)
• 01: Snippy Thoughts: Baby Edition (9)

June 2010  (7)
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• 28: Please to be Interventioning Me (20)
• 25: Besties or Groupsies? (9)
• 22:  Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? (5)
• 11: Identity Crisis (17)
• 03: Braindump (19)
• 03: iFrogz EarPollution CS-40 Headphones
• 03: The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund (0)

May 2010  (2)
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• 22: Life, the Universe and Everything (16)
• 07: Gawd Mom, That’s SO Dumb (18)

April 2010  (2)
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• 12: If You’re Going to BlogHer, You Should Read This
• 09: The Truth MAY Set Me Free. Or It Might Just Make People Hate My Guts. (24)

March 2010  (4)
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• 30: An Easter Confession
• 29: Oliver’s Labels (0)
• 15: Let the Sun Shine In (Before I Bite Someone’s Head Off)! (25)
• 08: Really, Like, Deep Thoughts on Marriage… (31)

February 2010  (1)
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• 23: Always with the Guilt… (30)

January 2010  (1)
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• 14: I Want (103)

December 2009  (2)
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• 15: Tom’s of Maine: Silly Strawberry Toothpaste $100 Giveaway (108)
• 11: Dear Craigslist People (27)

November 2009  (4)
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• 17: Help for Anissa Mayhew (11)
• 16: Black Holes and Revelations (15)
• 12: HP Photosmart Premium Touchsmart Web All-In-One Printer (0)
• 11: What? I’ve been busy…

October 2009  (2)
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• 15: What Kind of an Idiot Thinks This is Okay? (55)
• 05: Me vs. The Giant Corporation (36)

September 2009  (10)
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• 24: I took this screenshot myself…  (24)
• 17: Attitude is Everything!!! (25)
• 15: The Penny Pinchers Club (0)
• 13: Would You Like Some Cheese With My Whine? (22)
• 10: The Internet Never Forgets (11)
• 07: Falling Behind 1.0 (6)
• 04: Happy Birthday (22)
• 03: My Favorite Store
• 02: And You’re Not Invited (31)
• 01: Every Day for a Month (10)

August 2009  (4)
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• 25: Yes, They Make Your Butt Look Big (27)
• 22: The Good News Is… (17)
• 11: Thanks for Nothing, Big Corporate Robber Barons (40)
• 08: My BlogHer Pix! (8)

July 2009  (4)
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• 31: Got the Scary Asscam Baby Denial Blues (41)
• 28: Despite the Drama & Swagwhoring, BlogHer 09 Didn’t Suck (57)
• 18: WTF? A Visual Essay (32)
• 09: Lost: Suddenly, Free-Range Parenting Seems Really Stupid (46)

June 2009  (10)
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• 29: Mean Girls Suck (61)
• 27: Twisted Toys: Sixfinger!
• 26: Hot Wheels Harbor FAIL (3)
• 23: Mirror Mirror on the Wall (13)
• 18: Grandma Came. And Left. (15)
• 15: Oh Crap! Grandma’s Coming! (33)
• 14: The 3rd Annual People’s Party!
• 08: Best Weight Loss Tip Ever (31)
• 04: Discover & Donate (2)
• 03: Creepy Kiddie Accessories 2.0 (33)

May 2009  (6)
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• 22: Enough Already With the Breastfeeding Outrage (13)
• 18: To My Mall Ratty White Trash Mom (37)
• 08: Like a Boss (Not Work Safe)
• 08: A Delicate Dance (17)
• 07: Oversharing Again (42)
• 06: Braggity McBraggerson Here (14)

April 2009  (10)
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• 26: So Yeah…I’m back (35)
• 24: Indignant (2)
• 23: Veggie Tales of the Non-Religious Variety (31)
• 21: You Know What Really Sucks?
• 20: For My Baby Boy (8)
• 18: Wii Caved (28)
• 10: Awestruck
• 08: Unfathomable (15)
• 03: Sex Offenders: Let Them Rot (22)
• 02: Hatelists: Everyone Should Make One (45)

March 2009  (7)
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• 31: Walt Disney is Turning in His Grave *whirrrr whirrrr* (31)
• 20: Save Your Outrage for Something Outrageous (48)
• 12: It CAN Happen to You (23)
• 10: All I Can Tell You is That it Will Be Tons of Fun
• 07: What New Moms REALLY Want (9)
• 06: Everthing is Amazing, Nobody is Happy (7)
• 03: Ouch (10)

February 2009  (11)
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• 27: Facebook Friend Request FAIL (32)
• 25: My Ingenius Plan to Revive the Economy (37)
• 23: Just Call me the Floss Fairy (47)
• 20: Did Motherhood Steal Your Mojo? (14)
• 15: An Open Letter to My Body, the Traitor (37)
• 12: Cooking Up Special Memories (10)
• 12: Can We Play Security Checkpoint Again, Mommy? (6)
• 12: The Unsung Hero of Last Weekend (40)
• 11: Salma Hayek Breastfeeds African Baby (7)
• 10: Social Responsibility (3)
• 04: You Shouldn’t Taunt Crazy People (62)

January 2009  (12)
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• 31: Bribery…It Works (10)
• 30: Streams of Consciousness (44)
• 23: Debonair (9)
• 22: This Resolution Sucks (45)
• 20: Look at that Smile (15)
• 19: The End is Nigh (10)
• 16: Seriously? (25)
• 13: Thoughts on a Tagline (36)
• 12: I Want a Do-Over (20)
• 08: We’re Not Haters. Really. (56)
• 06: Say It Isn’t So (42)
• 05: It’s Monday and You Know What That Means (17)

December 2008  (1)
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• 01: Linden Street at JC Penney (3)

September 2008  (2)
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• 18: Little Enigma (39)
• 08: Less…Mom-ish (36)

August 2008  (3)
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• 29: You’re All Special, Wonderful, Winners (54)
• 23: Naked Statue Men (17)
• 17: Have You Met My Son? (26)

July 2008  (1)
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• 27: Anxiety: It Sucks. (34)

June 2008  (2)
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• 20: Lost in Translation (23)
• 16: Things I Learned This Weekend (17)

May 2008  (1)
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• 04: Have We Learned Nothing from Britney? (35)

April 2008  (2)
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• 22: Where Mothers Fear to Tread (43)
• 14: My Parenting Book Deal Should Be Coming Any Day Now (49)

March 2008  (1)
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• 12: Scenes from a Mall (46)

February 2008  (1)
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• 20: The Free Ride is Over, Mama (47)

January 2008  (2)
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• 30: Note To Self No. 473 (40)
• 20: Creepiest. Babies. Ever. (33)

December 2007  (3)
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• 30: Where Did I Go Right? (27)
• 17: It’s For Your Own Good? (28)
• 04: Flip Video (2)

November 2007  (2)
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• 20: What About MY Rights? (69)
• 14: The Daring Book for Girls (0)

October 2007  (2)
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• 16: Peppa Pig on DVD (0)
• 11: Instant Karma (45)

September 2007  (2)
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• 27: I’m Getting Him a Leash (91)
• 15: Tend Skin for a Sleeker Bikini Line (8)

August 2007  (2)
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• 11: My Very Own Mini Me (16)
• 07: Winnie the Pooh Holds Up (1)

July 2007  (3)
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• 25: Ta Ta for Now!
• 21: Notes to Self (32)
• 10: Some Unsolicited Advice For New Moms (37)

June 2007  (4)
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• 21: We’re a Fun Family! (26)
• 19: Little Cavemen (40)
• 06: Should Child Rapists Be Spared? (52)
• 03: I Has a Secret…

May 2007  (4)
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• 31: Imperfect but Proud (38)
• 21: If Only Life Were Like TiVo… (43)
• 13: Secrets & Lies (48)
• 01: Not to be a Sexist Jerk… (28)

April 2007  (3)
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• 26: Our Kids Deserve Better (77)
• 26: I Want Something Better (93)
• 10: On Being a Holiday Poseur… (38)

March 2007  (3)
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• 27: The Public Library Never Disappoints
• 22: The Dyson Slim DC18
• 05: Remember My Ball Gag? Ann Coulter Needs to Borrow It. (48)

February 2007  (2)
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• 28: Tylenol Rapid Blast is the Bomb
• 06: You Say Vagina, I Say Shut Up (41)

January 2007  (3)
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• 20: Crying it Out…Family Style (71)
• 12: Be Careful What You Wish For (59)
• 06: A Mindsticker? WTF? (56)

December 2006  (2)
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• 21: An Open Letter to Parents Shopping with their Kids (45)
• 13: I’m Sorry… Was I Boring You? (50)

November 2006  (4)
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• 28: One Year and Many Bodily Fluids Later (50)
• 26: When is MY Day Off? (67)
• 20: Damn that Dirty Dancing! (43)
• 12: He Does All His Own Stunts (38)

October 2006  (2)
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• 31: Halloween Lovers Anonymous? (46)
• 09: Okay, Where are the Cameras? (50)

September 2006  (2)
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• 19: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (35)
• 11: Just What Your First Grader Needs… A Padded Bra (127)

August 2006  (5)
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• 25: Everything that could have been… (59)
• 23: Fourteen (50)
• 14: Time for Change (72)
• 06: Breaking Away (66)
• 01: I Laughed, I Cried… (80)

July 2006  (1)
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• 17: Lucky 13 (55)

June 2006  (3)
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• 29: Let My Kid be a Kid, Dammit! (85)
• 17: The Story of P (58)
• 17: The Story of “P” (60)

May 2006  (5)
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• 26: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s BlunderMom! (59)
• 17: Just looking, thanks (92)
• 13: Hers, Mine, Ours (24)
• 11: I Bit the Bullet (41)
• 01: Silver Linings (7)

April 2006  (4)
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• 29: Dude…that’s rude (33)
• 26: How to Make My Head Explode (36)
• 25: Raging Momvanner Ponders Toilets & Coffee (27)
• 15: Homer-Butts & Muffin Tops (37)

March 2006  (3)
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• 28: Bye Bye Baby Stuff (Hello Melancholy) (24)
• 12: Giving Birth Wasn’t Enough? (27)
• 02: Did I Really Say I was Going to Blog This? (18)

February 2006  (1)
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• 01: We Dun Need No Stinkin’ Toys (4)

January 2006  (2)
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• 30: A Tale of Two Balls (11)
• 17: The Return of Aunt Flo (13)

December 2005  (10)
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• 31: Chasing Sleep (2)
• 29: More fun than a poke in the eye… (1)
• 24: The Daymare Before Christmas (3)
• 23: Your Tummy is STILL Fat (1)
• 22: I Adore This Child (2)
• 19: Not now…Mommy has a broken neck (3)
• 15: The price of an attitude adjustment… (3)
• 11: “Uh…Mommy?”
• 11: “My Scene” (3)
• 08: Teeth

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