About

I’m a professional graphic designer/for-fun blog designer who resides, reluctantly, in Florida—land of sprawl, serial killers and an inordinate number of registered sex offenders.

I’m a little freaky, somewhat nerdy, moderately intellectual and really quite sweet underneath all the sarcasm.

I have one piercing and one tattoo—results of a gloriously misspent youth. Yes, they both hurt.

I also have two kids. They both hurt, too :)

Turn-ons include room-darkening shades, kingsize beds and white noise machines.

I appreciate wit, humor, conversation, terms of endearment and men in lowrise jeans.

Anything else you’re dying to know? Ask… izzymom at gmail dot com

Or ask anonymously here

Thanks for reading…

Other Things That Suck Up All My Free Time:

Aiming Low,  Editor

The Caffeinatrix, Rambler

@thecaffeinatrix on Twitter

The Green Mom Review, Publisher

Izzywig - My little Cafe Press shop. The Big Daddy t-shirts are quite popular.

Note: I’m in this book so maybe I’m a wee bit biased but I think it’s a good book and I think you should read it.

Contact: I’ve waffled back and forth on whether or not to keep my contact info up because I get an obscene amount of PR email — frequently addressed to the wrong name, I might add.

So here’s the deal…

If you are a marketing professional, PR person, business owner etc. please do not contact me UNLESS:

• You want to send me a sample ($50 minimum value only) or cover the expense of having me experience whatever it is you’re promoting. In the interest of keeping it real, I don’t review anything I haven’t used or experienced.
• You are okay with a potentially bad review because I won’t say something was great if it wasn’t.
• You are okay with reviews being on my review blog. My personal blog is just that…personal.
• Please don’t ask me to do free PR. I wouldn’t ask you to do what you do for free.

Everyone else is welcome to email me: izzymom at gmail dot com

Have a nice day :)