Can we talk? Because I need to tell you something.
I don’t know how to say this so I’m just going to say it.
I’ve been seeing someone else.
No, not Twitter. Well, yes Twitter but no… It’s Google+.
G+ helps me connect with friends in ways you can’t and makes me happy in ways that you just don’t anymore.
G+ also appears to respect my privacy, lets me download all my info if I so desire and even asks for my feedback on how to improve.
You and I haven’t been like that for a long time.
I don’t want to break up exactly. I was kind of thinking more of an open relationship where I can see other social networks without you giving me a hard time. I mean look how many people YOU see—millions. Maybe even billions. How do I know what you do with them all day when I’m not around?
Stop smirking—I’m so NOT jealous. I was trying to illustrate a point.
All I’m asking is for you to give me the space and freedom I need. If you’re really meant for me, I’ll come back to you and you alone, okay?
Are you even listening to me?
Why don’t you message me when you’re ready to talk. You know where I’ll be.