When you look at this sign, do you see “ANUS MILE”
Or is it just me?
Because I totally see it and I saw it SO many times (and laughed EVERY SINGLE TIME) that I finally had to stop and take a picture of it.
Now, I don’t know what this says about me that I see ANUS MILE instead of A NU SMILE but I can tell you this much—I don’t have an anus fixation.
Quite the opposite, in fact…I seriously can’t deal when someone says they’re “anal” when they really mean anal retentive (which has it’s own bizarre Freudian connotations and totally falls under the category of things I really DON’T need to know about you).
In short, you just can’t go around saying you’re “anal” and not expect people to cringe a little.
Or is that just me, too?
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hahahaha it totally says anus mile! That’s pretty funny!
No, it’s not just you. It was the first thing I noticed. Also hate when people say they’re anal. Yuck! (here via Stumbleupon)
Are you anal about “anal”? Most people never really know what they are saing or think about it much. They just repeat stuff they’ve heard if it sounds good to them. SO relax a bit and get over it. ;)
Heh, you said anus. Yes, I’m 12.
I know!!! And I was totally thinking…”have I ever written or typed this word before in my life? I don’t think so”.
My six-year-old nephew, Angus, likes to write his name.
Last summer he was showing me.
“Um, honey, you forgot the G. You REALLY don’t ever want to forget the G.”
“Why?”
“Um, it’s a grown-up joke. Never mind, sweetie. Good job.”
Ohhhhh…see that’s the kind of stuff you have to think about when naming your baby!
i had to go back and read it to see what you saw. Dirty minded ladies are awesome.
*creepy perv laugh*
It’s not just you because I saw it, too. Funny!
Thank you for the validation :)
SAME HERE on all accounts!
Steph
I thought it said Anus Smile, which perhaps means that you’re happily anal retentive? Hmmmm. . .
That’s what I thought it said the very first time I drove past it. I kind of wish it DID say that because hello…smiling anus’? EVEN FUNNIER.
I’m with you. Every time someone says they’re anal about something, all I can think about is their butthole. And, generally speaking, I don’t want to think about that.
yeah, that’s true. Not the best image, depending on who it is and how well you know them of course, but if was SMILING? Maybe it’s a little different. . . Or maybe it’s still just gross!
PS. My band has been trying to come up with a new name–I think we found it: Anus Smile! Thanks, IzzyMom. . .
Ha!!! Friggin’ nice!
I know, right? I wish Jay Leno was still on. I’d totally send it to him.
I totally cringe when someone says they’re anal. I really don’t need to know about their sex habits, thanks so much.
Ahhh see…that makes me feel a lot better. I thought maybe I was just being all uptight and weird about people going around calling themselves “anal.” Thank you!
This is so funny. Thanks for sharing
I developed dirty dyslexia within the past year. I see stuff like that all of the time—even when it’s not as obvious as the sign above. My brother told me he’s experiencing the same thing lately. Weird.
I didn’t see it at first but I do NOW!
Anus Mile was a professional wrestler in the early 80s. Dude could have been a lot bigger had he changed his name.
He should have changed it to Amos Mile!
South Tampa??