Continuing with the ass theme of the past two weeks… Underwear with butt (and crotch) pads for men… Hot or not? Awesome or awful? Frankly, I’d expect that sort of thing for women—we’re ALL ABOUT the illusion…makeup, fake nails, colored hair, highlights, spray tans, push-up bras, shapewear (remember when that shit was called a girdle?), [...]
Monthly Archives: August 2009
Aug 22
The Good News Is…
Well, the good news is I don’t cancer. The less-good news is I still don’t know what the frig is going on with me, although now that the colon cancer thing is off the table, I’m far less concerned. Honestly, I have very little faith in doctors. Most of the times that I really needed [...]
Thanks for Nothing, Big Corporate Robber Barons
Okay, I finally got up the nerve to make the appointment for Asscam 09 (tomorrow & I’m terrified) only to find out that since it’s a diagnostic asscam instead of a screening asscam, it’s going to cost me a $300 copay because, inexplicably, it’s considered an outpatient SURGERY. Seriously? The woman from the insurance company [...]