For your WTFing pleasure, I give you…
Why American Apparel? Why would you be party to such high-waisted wrongness? Wearing denim up to your ribs represents a very dark period in fashion history and should never NEVER be brought back. EVER.
One question, American Apparel... Do people actually buy these for their kids? They remind me of roller disco. And Toddlers and Tiaras. And Oscar statuettes. They frighten me.
I'm sure the person who ordered this cake had the best of intentions but seriously...WHAT THE F*CK?!!!!!!! (click to see in scary full-sized enlarge-o-vision)
Yeah, it was more visual than essay. That’s because I’m busy fretting about my inability to find non-ugly, non-hurty shoes for the conference that cannot be named because it pisses people off. Also freaking out about the anomaly that used to be my face (I’m breaking out like a 14 year old boy…again).
I’ll tell you the same thing I told Darcy about the conference that shall not be named: if you’re paranoid that you’re wearing the wrong thing, come stand next to me for a few minutes and you’ll feel much better. I never have the right clothes and I’m way out of practice here in Exile.
.-= WaltzInExile’s last blog post…Foudroyant =-.
I just really need some shoes. My two year old sandals ain’t gonna cut it. I’d make anyone look a lot better by standing beside them. I hope I get to meet you!
The only way you’re getting out of meeting me is if you duck and run successfully all weekend :)
When do you get in?
.-= WaltzInExile’s last blog post…Foudroyant =-.
I am now very, very afraid. Those pictures will flash in my head repeatedly as I try to drift off to sleep tonight.
.-= patois’s last blog post…The Weekly Wonderings #116 =-.
That baby shower cake haunts me at the most inappropriate times…
obviously the kid in the gold lame’ is the product of “free-range parenting”……
.-= kuba’s last blog post…U2 @ Camp Nou, Barcelona Spain, June 30, 2009 =-.
…free-range FASHION IMPAIRED parenting!
I saw a slightly older girl today wearing those exact gold pants and she looked like the bottom half of an Academy Award.
.-= feefifoto’s last blog post…Here’s Another Reason To Admire Walter Cronkite =-.
Think of the possibilities at Halloween!
Oh glory hallelujah. As a very long-waisted, short legged woman, I have prayed for the return of the high-waisted pant. There is nothing like low-rise jeans on a woman with a 28 inch inseam to make her look like one of the Lollipop Kids from Wizard of Oz.
Ahhh..see, as someone who’s basically all legs, high-waisted pants are just a shortcut to impaired breathing and post-meal PAIN. Must. Not. Wear. EVER.
Hilarious. Love the cake!
.-= Jeannie Anderson’s last blog post…Anderson Family Travel Survival in the 21st Century =-.
If the 20 yo, 6′ tall, 100 lb. model looks bad in those jeans, one can only imagine what a 41 yo, 5’2″, 120 pound woman would look like. *shudder*. Talk about haunting images!
And I hear ya’ about the breakouts! WTF! Wrinkles AND acne? That’s just wrong.
.-= Jennifer’s last blog post…Leo under the willow tree =-.
The jeans – part of the bad 80s revival designers keep trying to foist off on us like we’re fools.
The leggings – can you imagine how nasty that looks stretched over a lumpy diaper? Weird and ugh.
But the cake takes, well, the cake. Is it not a tad creepy to be imagining what you friend/coworker/relative looks like naked and birthing? Little bit of bush and all? EW!
.-= kittenpie’s last blog post…Lost Boy =-.
Ewww. As a pregnant woman, I find that damn cake disgusting. Yuck. JUST YUCK.
.-= Dana’s last blog post…In Which I Leave My Blog Bubble For a Moment =-.
Olivia’s friends will be buying those pants for her toddler.
Ahahahaha…it took me a minute to get that. I’m like who the frig is Olivia????
.-= IzzyMom’s last blog post…WTF? A Visual Essay =-.
And the kid has a MULLET!
American Apparel is just the tackiest crap alive, and seems hell-bent for leather in making the whole White Trash Look a fashion statement.
.-= Jessica’s last blog post…Will I ever blog again? =-.
Dude. I know someone who’s gonna need that cake soon-like.
.-= Anissa@FreeAnissa’s last blog post…And here we are =-.
Mom jeans are never a good idea.
That kid looks like she belongs in a really bad 80′s glam band.
.-= C @ Kid Things’s last blog post…The Life of a Train Conductor =-.
Good luck at the meeting. Sounds like it’s going to be a lot of fun!
.-= Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com‘s last blog post…I’m So Proud of the Things My Husband Teaches My Son! =-.
I can’t get the image of that cake out of my mind. I think I might be permanently scarred. Who the shit would get a cake like that?
.-= Cara’s last blog post…Watchit Now Watchit =-.
My legs weren’t positioned like that when I was giving birth. Not once, not neva’.
Hi. I came to say hi. That’s it. I don’t know how American Apparel stays in business. K bye :)
.-= Jones – Keeping Up With Mom’s last blog post…Pooparcels.com =-.
this made me pee a little bit… ok, A LOT from laughing so hard.
wtf IS up with the pregnancy cake?? REALLY? why not just airbrush a polaroid of the blessed event on the cake too. i am sure they can be more detailed…
.-= Dana’s last blog post…the (in)conveniences of modern technology (part trois) =-.
1. I saw a grown woman wearing those gold spandex. I was horrified FOR her, because she looked as though she thought that was a good look for her. Err, it wasn’t. I can’t think of anybody who can pull that off, least of all someone who still a nightlight.
2. That cake. W.T.F.
.-= lynette’s last blog post…WTF Wednesdays =-.
I was flicking through a weight watchers mag in the supermarket and they were ADVOCATING high waisted pants.
Oh the horror.
The cake is wrong on sooo many levels. At first I didn’t realize it was a birthing pose… and as for American Apparel – well, you’ve gotta have a lot of balls to wear some of their risque stuff. If I wanted high-waisted jeans, I would’ve raided my mom’s closet circa 1984.
Is golden pants child sporting a mullet? AND gold lame pants? Where is children’s services when you need them!
.-= Condo Blues’s last blog post…EcoSmart Organic Insect Repellent Giveaway =-.
Um.
(I think that’s all I can say. I showed these to my hubs who is not easily shocked. He blinked a lot.)
.-= MiaHysteria’s last blog post…A Belated Acknowledgement ~ Kreativ Blogger Award =-.
Perv Charney is laughing all the way to bank! Settling the lawsuit with NYCBLANKS.com.
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Great post dude Thank you