I got my period today. I guess that’s good. Last month, after a little mistake right around ovulation time, I was worried that I might be pregnant because I am nothing if not fertile. Like I always get knocked up on the first try fertile. How I didn’t become a teen pregnancy statistic is...
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Archive for July, 2009
Got the Scary Asscam Baby Denial Blues
Despite the Drama & Swagwhoring, BlogHer 09 Didn’t Suck
I actually considered writing this post on the flight home when everything was still fresh in my mind but then I thought better of it and took a nap. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!
Every time I come back from BlogHer I grapple with this post because I want to name every person I hugged, met, reunited with,...
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WTF? A Visual Essay
For your WTFing pleasure, I give you…
Yeah, it was more visual than essay. That’s because I’m busy fretting about my inability to find non-ugly, non-hurty shoes for the conference that cannot be named because it pisses people off. Also freaking out about the anomaly that used to be my face (I’m breaking out like...
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Lost: Suddenly, Free-Range Parenting Seems Really Stupid
This 4th of July, we decided to go to the beach to watch fireworks. This particular beach has a lot of activity going on every evening and on Independence Day, even more so.
After letting the kids play on the playground for a while, we made our way down to the water. Though the sun...
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Yay for Crazy Hats!
If you’re a fireworks enthusiast, please be considerate of your neighbors and BE CAREFUL :)
HAPPY 4th of JULY!
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