Archive for July, 2009

Got the Scary Asscam Baby Denial Blues

July 31, 2009

I got my period today. I guess that’s good. Last month, after a little mistake right around ovulation time, I was worried that I might be pregnant because I am nothing if not fertile. Like I always get knocked up on the first try fertile. How I didn’t become a teen pregnancy statistic is...
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Despite the Drama & Swagwhoring, BlogHer 09 Didn’t Suck

July 28, 2009

I actually considered writing this post on the flight home when everything was still fresh in my mind but then I thought better of it and took a nap. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE! Every time I come back from BlogHer I grapple with this post because I want to name every person I hugged, met, reunited with,...
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Posted in Awesometasticness, Commentary, Just Sayin', Meta Junk, Personal | 55 Comments »

WTF? A Visual Essay

July 18, 2009
WTF? A Visual Essay

For your WTFing pleasure, I give you… Yeah, it was more visual than essay. That’s because I’m busy fretting about my inability to find non-ugly, non-hurty shoes for the conference that cannot be named because it pisses people off. Also freaking out about the anomaly that used to be my face (I’m breaking out like...
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Posted in Funny, Just Sayin', Kids, Unbelievable, Women | 31 Comments »

Lost: Suddenly, Free-Range Parenting Seems Really Stupid

July 9, 2009

This 4th of July, we decided to go to the beach to watch fireworks. This particular beach has a lot of activity going on every evening and on Independence Day, even more so. After letting the kids play on the playground for a while, we made our way down to the water. Though the sun...
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Posted in Awesometasticness, Commentary, Funny, Just Sayin', Meta Junk, Parenting, Personal | 44 Comments »

Yay for Crazy Hats!

July 4, 2009
Yay for Crazy Hats!

If you’re a fireworks enthusiast, please be considerate of your neighbors and BE CAREFUL :) HAPPY 4th of JULY!
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