My daughter put this little mirror in front of my face so I jokingly say
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
And my son, completely serious, says
“What mall?
Who’s the fairest OF THE MALL?
Get it?
Come on…you know that shit is funny.







He should take that show on the road. I see sell out crowds in his future!
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Dunno either, but I just laughed my ass off too. Kids are hilarious.
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If my last shopping trip is any indication it’s the Express.
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Love the grasshopper pic!
BAH-HA!
I just took a bunch of scouts to Wash DC for the first time. They were very disappointed to learn that the National Mall didn’t have a Claire’s Boutique or Old Navy.
Whoa! Road trip! You’re brave… How old are your Girl Scouts?
Too cute. Yesterday my 8 year old was telling jokes at the pool and it took me forever to get one of them. :)
My daughter “makes up” her own jokes. I often don’t get them at all!
It’s all about context, yeah?
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At least you know he was listening to you, more or less.
Good point!
So what’s the answer? The chick working Cinnabon? The hottie at Gap Kids? Who is the fairest if the mall – don’t leave us hanging.
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I think it might be one of the valet guys outside PF Chang’s :)