Every summer my daughter goes to day camp. She absolutely loves it and looks forward to it all year long.
This year, the camp has started having theme days which are kind of like spirit days at school. Recently, the theme was superheroes and princesses and N was pretty psyched about it.
As princess and superhero...
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Tags: mean girls, princess dress-up, summer camp
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In other appendage news… Awkward Boners—they’re EVERYWHERE!
(hat tip to Danny)
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Tags: boners, Funny, old commmercials, toys, Video
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My son just had his 4th birthday and he’s at an age where he now LOVES little cars (Hot Wheels, Matchbox etc) I mentioned this to a family member and so they got him the Hot Wheels Harbor playset. It’s one component of a whole Hot Wheels city and you can buy them all...
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Tags: hot wheels
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My daughter put this little mirror in front of my face so I jokingly say
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
And my son, completely serious, says
“What mall?
Who’s the fairest OF THE MALL?
Get it?
Come on…you know that shit is funny.
SMILE!
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Well…my baby is now officially four years old. He keeps saying he’s five (but I hope that never happens. I want him to stay just like he is forever *sniff*)
And wonder of wonders…I managed, somehow, to get my house clean and almost all the laundry washed and folded (but not all put away because...
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One might have thought, from the title, that this was one of those wacky, sitcom-esque “Oh no! My mom’s on her way. Hide the porn/bong/vice of your choice!” kind of posts. Heh. If only…
The real story is that my stepmom will be here in TWO days. She just called me up out of the...
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YOUR FAVORITE PARTY GIRLS STRIKE AGAIN!
Just in case you haven’t heard..we’re havin’ another pre-BlogHer party and this? Is one party in which not a SINGLE nose will be pressed against the glass. No. Why? Because it’s the 3rd annual PEOPLE’S PARTY and YOU’RE ALL INVITED! There WILL be free beverages of the adult variety...
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I’m not implying that any of YOU need to lose weight but if you ever need some inspiration to keep your eye on the ball and your ass in gear, just put on your bathing suit and look in the mirror. This is especially important if you’re putting on your bathing suit for the...
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I love charitable endeavors that let you choose how you want to help, as is the case with the Discover & Donate widget (I have one in my sidebar for you to check out).
Mom It Forward has a summer full of fun giveaways planned and is kicking it off with the mother load of...
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A long time ago, I recall seeing wigs for babies and being all What? The Hell. But in all fairness, at least BabyToupee.com recognizes that their wigs fall into the patently ridiculous/OMFG category.
But lo, there’s a new kid on the wig block and they’ve made it their mission to insure no bald-ish baby girls...
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