Archive for May, 2009

Enough Already With the Breastfeeding Outrage

May 22, 2009
Enough Already With the Breastfeeding Outrage

After reading YET another article about people getting all up in arms over public breastfeeding, I feel the need to tell all you freaks and weirdos who think the act of nourishing a child is somehow sexual or exhibitionistic to GET OVER IT. Do you get all offended when you see a cat nursing kittens...
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Posted in Commentary, Kids, News, Unbelievable, Women | 13 Comments »

To My Mall Ratty White Trash Mom

May 18, 2009

Last Sunday on Mother’s Day, I awoke around noon and was greeted with a fantastic breakfast (that means BACON), fresh coffee, gorgeous pink Gerber daisies (my favorite) and the sweetest little treasures from my children. Accompanying the gifts from my daughter was a card/drawing she made at school that touched my heart—but also made me...
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Posted in Awesometasticness, Character Flaws, LOL, The Family Circus | 37 Comments »

Like a Boss (Not Work Safe)

May 8, 2009

This is funny as hell… If you like Andy Samberg and Seth Rogen, you’ll love it. If you think Andy Samberg and Seth Rogen are the most annoying people on the planet, well, you STILL might like it but in the unlikely event that you hate it? Don’t blame me. I just work here.
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A Delicate Dance

May 8, 2009

I know she wants to hear from me and I always promise that I won’t let so much time go between calls. But I do and I don’t know why, although I have my theories. I always tell her she can call me whenever she wants; that no time would be a bad time to...
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Posted in Adoption, Personal | 17 Comments »

Oversharing Again

May 7, 2009

I force my children to watch Mystery Diagnosis with me every day. Okay…I don’t FORCE them, as in tying them up and propping their eyelids open with toothpicks, but I turn it on and if they don’t want to watch it? Too bad because Mystery Diagnosis is the most awesomely awesome show on TV...
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Posted in Character Flaws | 42 Comments »

Braggity McBraggerson Here

May 6, 2009

Yesterday my son’s teacher told me that they have a new girl in his class. She just turned three and is in a class of mostly boys. The teacher said she had looked so sad all morning and nothing they said or did seemed to make any difference. That is until my son, who is...
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Posted in Awww, Kids | 14 Comments »

Alive. ALIVE!

May 4, 2009

Well duh. Of course I’m alive. Dead people don’t sit down at computers to write in their blogs. Or do they? I should probably kick that one over to zombie expert Jenny. Anyway, I’ve been engaged in a mad sleep-a-thon. A sleep-off, if you will. And guess what? I WIN. Why? Because I have undoubtedly...
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Posted in Awesometasticness, Incessant Whining, Thoughts. I Haz Them | 26 Comments »

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