Archive for January, 2009

I just bribed my children with Blendinis from Rita’s to pick up the obscene amount of toys they left all over the house today. I’m not sure what chapter of the Parenting Mistakes You Will Live to Regret handbook covers this but I’m certain it’s in there….
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On my old blog, I would hate myself for doing a post like this; all meandering-ish, directionless—BUT ON THIS BLOG? I will do whatever dumb, ill-conceived thing I want! It’s a whole new game and I? Am a GAMECHANGER! Am I the only one who is already sick of that stupid word? Also sick of?  Social...
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Check out this awesome pic of President Obama lookin’ all cool and GQ on Inauguration Night!
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The only things missing are sharp shiny objects. Watch at your own risk. (Hat tip to Apryl)
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One of my numerous New Years Resolutions: To get more organized—not just with my stuff but in the management of my time (this should probably include not screwing around on the internet so much, yes?) and the running of my household (I know…so lame) Current Resolution Status: For three weeks I’ve been rolling this stuff...
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I know how you feel, Mr. President. I’m pretty fricken stoked, too. I really wanted to write something thought-provoking and heartfelt about today but really, it’s all been said already—by every talking head on TV, by every person interviewed and all over the internet. So…I’m just going to keep it short and sweet and say...
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We can now exhale as the end of the Bush Inc. is FINALLY upon us. For a recap of the past eight years in eight minutes, go to Red Stapler and watch the video. If your head doesn’t explode halfway through, I’ll be surprised because mine certainly did. How I’m able to type this...
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I remember hearing awhile back that Disney’s squeaky clean teen queen Miley Cyrus had declared herself a virgin and intended to remain one until marriage. I think it was when she was seeing one of the less fortunate Jonas Brothers. But then I saw a picture of Miley’s current boyfriend, 20 yr old model Justin...
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Tagline. Notice I don’t have one. I mean it’s not like a requirement or anything but sometimes it can help illuminate a bit about the author. So…in keeping with the caffeine/coffee/I-stay-up-way-too-late thing that is the inspiration for this blog’s name, I started mentally toying with taglines. Best one yet: Always Up. Always Hot. lololololol I crack myself up. What?...
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There’s the moment you can tell someone is gonna hurl all over you and the moment they actually do. In between those two moments is that period where everything happens in superrrrr-slowwwww motionnnnn and you can do nothing but watch as your youngest projectile vomits all over you, your bed AND your favorite flat...
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