Jun 02 2008
He’s an Edumacator
Hey, remember my asshat neighbor? The one who mows his grass in a Speedo (but really shouldn’t)? And blares Rush Limbaugh in his backyard EVERY Saturday for the entire summer?
He has this new bumper sticker on his car:
Don’t tolerate everything
Diversity is Devisive!
Your eyes do not deceive you. “Devisive” is, indeed, a misspelling.
I’m going to give him one that says “I are a devider, not a unider”
Ahahahaha…I are funnie.
(Did I mention Asshat Neighbor is a teacher?)
Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa!!
that is awesome. Awesomely ironic.
If you say English Teacher I swear I will spurt coffee all over the keyboard.
Gotta love arsehats. They were put on earth to make us feel superior. Feel the superiority babe, it is fabulous isn’t it?
I think its a spoof off of Obama’s comments in a speak he gave in Philly (I believe it was philly). He used the incorrect term and like everything nowdays its got a life of its own now.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
- Ralph Wiggins
LOL…Man, I’m an educator too. No wonder a lot of people don’t give us our dues.
He listens to Rush Limbaugh, what do you expect. I just hope he’s objective when he teaches.
What subject does he teach? Hopefully it’s not Social Studies.
He sounds hot. And sweet. Is he single?
@ Lea
You lost me somewhere. While the word is correctly used on this bumper sticker, it’s totally misspelled.
@ Suebob
That never fails to make me laugh. Out loud. I LOL!
The question is, a teacher of WHAT?
Good grief, no wonder our kids aren’t getting an education worth a crap in public schools!
He is sad for so many reasons. Please tell me he’s like an adult vocational teacher training to be welders and not shaping young minds.
Aside from the fact that my own father used to mow the lawn in a speedo, this guy truly does sound like an asshat.
Thanks for the laugh!
Teacher of what!? Scary.
Oh mah holy hell.
Oh god. There should be a law against that. All of it.
Oh good gravy!!! Sad… very sad indeed.
My neighbor mows his yard in super disturbing nuthuggers.
Stunning. Nobody knows how to proofread.
What is it with people and their weird ass lawn mowing attire?
I’ve got a great picture of a woman mowing her lawn with plastic bags on her feet. Should blog that.
Wow. Just….wow.
Did he go to school with George W?
That there is just funny! I don’t care who you are. LOLOLOL
Please tell me he teaches ESL. Because that would make this whole story.
This is too funny. Keep up the good work..although doesn’t sound like he’ll get your point.
At least you have the last word..
Dorothy from grammology
remember to call your gram
http://www.grammology.com
I am a teacher, and I have to confess that a rather large portion of the people are work with are complete idiots. Including those who teach English (like the sign, attached to a plastic grocery bag in another teacher’s room, that read “Who’s P.E. clothes are these?”). Those are the teachers who tend to be most vocal about what heathens teenagers are. Apparently, stupidity is contagious.
Teachers suck!
sometimes i really don’t understand people. he sounds really friggin crazy. love the speedo image.
Why, why, WHY in the sweet name of all things non-gaggy does the man MOW in a speedo? …Or do anything in a speedo, for that matter?
A speedo has the special ability to make even the hottest guy on the planet look like Peewee Herman.
…And I’m guessing this guy is not the hottest guy on the planet. Ick.
O.M.G.
If he wasn’t an asshat before, that sticker clinched it.
I’m so embarrassed for my people. Seriously embarrassed and hanging my head. I promise to never wear a speedo and always spell words correctly.
Every time he mows in his splendor or cranks up the Rush, you should counter with a volumized Dancing Queen or maybe some Cher.
Please don’t lump this moron in with “teachers” in general.
Teaching is the hardest job I know the majority of teachers are educated, smart, and morally sound. Every profession has a minority (e.g., your neighbor), and my bet is that he won’t last long - especially with a bumper sticker like that.
@ Ruth Dynamite
Oh dude…I totally agree. I have the utmost respect for teachers. The fact that he’s such a moron AND a teacher is the ironic part. I taught college students for a couple years and even at that level, it’s not easy an easy job.
Oh, that’s so, so good.
So. Good.