oh, man, Izzy, do I appreciate this post. it’s like a national education campaign. you have just SAVED me from wasting time getting fancy for the ‘Mart ever again. and to think of the time I used to devote. hair. nails. hair. shaving. hair.
The horror! How could you not dress up for The Dollar Palace? Palace is right there in the title! Obviously, it is time for Debra to review her etiquette: Evening formal for palaces. Business casual for marts. Everybody knows that.
Totally, getting dressed up to go to Wart Mart IS a drag, that’s why I do all MY shopping at http://www.nonprofitshoppingmall.com. I get to shop in my pajamas and a percent of every sale goes to the charity of my choice. Now that’s just AWESOME!!!
While that there is some funny stuff, may I make a small excuse for Debra? Maybe, just maybe, what she was thinking when she made that rather hilarious statement was that she’s not likely to run into anyone she knows at the Dollar Palace. Here in my small Eastern Shore town, EVERYone shops at Walmart…in fact, there are 2 of them within 10 miles of each other. Hence the liklihood of my running into someone I know when I venture there. I ALWAYS make sure to brush my teeth before I go. Always. And no holes in the clothes for me.
OH MY GOD that is too funny Iz. Wow.
You made me snort at work! That one needs to be sent to Leno.
That made me snort too! At Dollar Palace, you don’t have to be wearing yer “Fancy clothes” lol
So. Very. Funny.
holy hell! I may have peed myself
*snortsnortsnort*
What paper is this from? Please tell me it’s not local…
That? Was glorious.
HA! I am trying REALLY hard not to laugh out loud on the info desk here. That is priceless.
Ha! That’s AWESOME.
I wonder what she wears to T*rget. A Ballgown?
Oh lordy, funniest thing I’ve seen all day. (And I’m a little chagrined that I’ve been underdressing at Wal-Mart for years.)
OK, THAT was awesome.
It’s good to know that someone actually takes shopping to Wal-Mart seriously.
what do you mean? you don’t get dressed up to go to wal-mart?
hahahahahah! thanks for the laugh!
Mwhahahahahaha. That made my day! Thanks!
That is so completely awesome. LOVE it.
Oh my gosh. Suddenly I feel so classy. Brrrrp!
Oh, that poor woman.
Absolutely hysterical!!
oh snap.
oh, man, Izzy, do I appreciate this post. it’s like a national education campaign. you have just SAVED me from wasting time getting fancy for the ‘Mart ever again. and to think of the time I used to devote. hair. nails. hair. shaving. hair.
bless you, sweet friend. bless you.
Fantastic! Seriously, I have a Great Uncle who makes sure he wears his teeth when he goes shopping at Walmart. What the hell is it about that store?
Just found you today quite by accident and am having fun reading your posts.
Kim
Seriously? Really?
This has to be a joke.
The horror! How could you not dress up for The Dollar Palace? Palace is right there in the title! Obviously, it is time for Debra to review her etiquette: Evening formal for palaces. Business casual for marts. Everybody knows that.
OMG - That is truly the funniest thing I have read all week long!
This made me laugh. I tend to go shopping on Sunday afternoons in worn out clothes and my hair wreaking of an afternoon nap with the kids.
Totally, getting dressed up to go to Wart Mart IS a drag, that’s why I do all MY shopping at http://www.nonprofitshoppingmall.com. I get to shop in my pajamas and a percent of every sale goes to the charity of my choice. Now that’s just AWESOME!!!
What?! You all don’t get dressed up on your stretch pants and fancy Tee’s to go to Wal-Mart??? Well, I guess you just weren’t brought up right. ;)
Well, I don’t know about you, but a trip to Walmart definitely means slapping on the ole war paint and struggling into my finest pushup bra.
Y’all never know when you may need to look your finest for the cowboys and farmers who prowl the aisles.
Snort.
*Can’t stop laughing…*
While that there is some funny stuff, may I make a small excuse for Debra? Maybe, just maybe, what she was thinking when she made that rather hilarious statement was that she’s not likely to run into anyone she knows at the Dollar Palace. Here in my small Eastern Shore town, EVERYone shops at Walmart…in fact, there are 2 of them within 10 miles of each other. Hence the liklihood of my running into someone I know when I venture there. I ALWAYS make sure to brush my teeth before I go. Always. And no holes in the clothes for me.
Maybe, that’s what Debra meant. Just sayin’.