Oct 09 2007
O Hai You Got Capshinz?
Between my kids’ schools, Brownies, carpool, familial obligations and doing my own work, the very lifeblood has been sucked out of me this past week so in lieu of anything intelligent, funny, informative or heartfelt on my part, I’ve decided I’m going to have my very gifted and extremely attractive readers do the work by captioning this completely bizarre photo of a hairless cat.
Best caption wins a free BlogAd in my sidebar!
The rules are simple: Make me laugh (but please, nothing that even hints at cat-hating because I LOVE TEH KITTEHS!!!)
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caption…
I stealed your chair, so you has to pets me…NOW!
OK, will have a think about it (I lurve I can has cheezeburger!) but my first thought is something that my son loves to say.
A la Homer Simpson:
‘Whaaat??? I get sweaty when I eat!’
What is it with the gum leaves? Mice, you morons, mice!
Silence, subjects! You is rub ma belly or ELSE!!
I too sexy for my hair.
Yo quiero too much Taco Bell.
My caption suggestion:
“What do you mean it’s too late for an epidural?”
Mah Budah bely iz luky. Srsly.
My harbls. You has them?
Jabba teh Kittay….
“oh yeah”
“12 inches when it’s erect!”
“I fell asleep in some fucking NAIR, alright? That’s what fucking happened!”
Well, I’d caption if I could access the photo.
Sigh.
“damn dog. i told him not to fart & light a match.”
“What? I look pissy to you? Weeelll look at me. I’m fat, bald AND someone took my balls. I think I’m slightly entitled.”
That cat looks like a rat. That is so disturbing.
I think the only caption I can add would be…
“Eff You.”
oh yea? well, ur mamas fat.
“Dood, I tink Is been bitten by wererat or sumpwin.”
“Bugger off”
I don’t think this is what most men have in mind when you ask them if they want to see a picture of your hairless pussy.
Ok. That was really crude. But… what the hell, right?
no more yanky my wanky
Hair. Do not want.
“Whew! Its MY tail, for a minute there I thought I was pooping a rat.”
or
I seez you staring, you wanna touch eet?
I seez you staring, you wanna touch eet?
I said Brazilian wax! Does this look like a Brazilian wax to you?!?
I waitz for you to leev for werk
then I eatz everything in the fridge
BELCH!
I cannot triumph over the previous commenters.
My faves:
I too sexy for my hair.
Yo quiero too much Taco Bell.
“What do you mean it’s too late for an epidural?”
Hey, it truncated me!
Other 4 faves:
“12 inches when it’s erect!”
“I fell asleep in some fucking NAIR, alright? That’s what fucking happened!”
“damn dog. i told him not to fart & light a match.”
I said Brazilian wax! Does this look like a Brazilian wax to you?!?
Me Lurrrrrvvv the Lavndar Loshun!
Uh oh. I added a link to one of your posts in my entry and I seem to have disappeared like the hair on your ‘kitteh’. Can you fish me out of Akismet, puh-lease? :D Meow!
dis is wut hapins, when you tell people you want to be in de next star wars movie. all dis, for noting. did you see me in da movie? no. not even my perfectly groomed wombat tail. all on de cutting room floor. curse ed dat george lucas.
Rogaine? Yeah, I’ve tried it.
It’s my *tail*
Although I liked the epidural one best :)
sometimes I squeeze my belly roll just for fun.
Luuuke. uuuse the Force Luke…..
Yeah, don’t look at it. I wanted it to curl to the left Don’t LOOK, I said. Or I’ll get ya with my mesmer(ising) stare……
Does this tail make my ears look fat?
This is adorable. My guess is he’s saying,
“Get into my belly”
The Persian, I wanted the Persian fur treatment, this, this is more possum than Persian.
“I’m sorry, what were you complaining about?”
“I can has tummy tucks? Oh, and hair transplants. KTHNX.”
“Thot it sed sunscreen. No can reed.”
What? What - you mean that’s my tail??? No WONDER nothing happens when I try to pull on it, I lost all my hair cause I cant get no satisfaction, I’m stressed ALL the time…(grumble grumble)
“You killed my brothaaaa….”
Sorry, ladies, that’s just my tail!
ooo yeah, dem mices is good
What? What? What is everyone looking at?
“Where’s the remote? And get me a beer while yer at it.”
or if it’s a girl kitty…
“What? I suppose YOU looked better pregnant in August?”
No.More.Frat.Parties.
NOOOOO, I said I wanted a BREAST enlargement!
“I’m SO sick of this pre-menstral bloating!”
“May cause bloating, irritability and hair loss.” Whose dumbass idea was Estrogen Friskies anyway?
Yeah, I’m a god in some cultures, but why did it have to be Buddha?
…It takes the lotion and it rubs it on it’s skin!
…It puts the lotion in the bucket…
…Do it or precious gets the hose!