i’m violating Miss Izzy!

so..if you can’t be a blogher, be a blogher supporter.

(somehow that line worked better in Grease…when it was all about athletic supporters and such. what…i liked Grease. you can suck it. and then you can admit that you love it too..)

…ahem, back to my point. i did actually have one. Since the hottie little Izzymom is off away at that little old conference in Chicago (you know, the one that i’m NOT at), i, Ali from Cheaper Than Therapy, am filling in for her.

(yes, i realize that it says that Aimee wrote the post. we had some technical difficulties getting my password to work…so miss Aimee was kind enough to help me out. so…i got to violate her too. awesome.)

i’m a little bit fresh off the boat when it comes to this guest posting thing…and the nerves are starting to set in a little bit…because, well, this is Izzy we are talking about. i couldn’t possibly be as funny. or witty. or smart. or hot as she…so you’ll have to bear with me.

hmmm…so what shall we talk about?

~we can talk about Nicole Richie and her so-not-even-pregnant 4-day jail sentence. or how ’bout the fact that all members of the cruise family all share the same hairstyle?

~we can talk about the fact that i have unhealthy, very disturbing dreams about underage boys. (to be fair, he’s now legal. and also loaded.)

~we can talk about how my kid has figured out how to manipulate the hell out of me at bedtime. she’s taken up yelling out, exactly 24 minutes after she’s been put to bed (she gets the anal gene from me. erm. bad choice of words), “i stink!” only to have me run to her room to change her, and there she is, in her crib, holding an empty diaper in the air with nothing but a smug smile on her naked self and a fart…lingering in the air…

~we can talk about my new nanny and how she’s been a complete godsend since my life was turned upside-down not too long ago.

~we can talk about that book…that one that is published by the company that i work for…that everyone and their mother rushed out to buy at midnight…and everyone has already read…except for me…i’m only on book 3…even though harry potter pays my salary.

~we can talk about how this season’s clothing abomination style has made every female look 5 months pregnant.

so what do you think? what should we talk about?