Jun 27 2007
Did I REALLY Just Say That?
A Fed-Ex guy came to my door this morning.
Me: *through the door* Do you need a signature?
Him: Yes, I do
Me: Um, okay. As long as you don’t mind that I’m in my underwear…
*opening door*
Him: Oh, it’s okay. I see people in their underwear all day long.
O RLY?
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As long as you don’t mind that I’m in my underwear???
WTF? Like he’s going to MIND seeing me in my underwear?
I don’t embarrass that easily but seriously — have I NO SHAME whatsoever?
Um no. I don’t think so.
I’ve gone to get stuff out of my car in my underwear and a shirt. But my car is pretty close to the front door.
That counts for something, right?
I mean it shaves points off my “totally uncouth” rating, doesn’t it?
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heh…I water my garden, front and back yard, in my pj’s every morning, hair uncombed. I pretend nobody else in my neighbourhood is awake yet, hence, has not seen me in this state.
Well, you are kind of cute.
at least you didn’t say “just stick it in my slot” like Cameron Diaz on Charlie’s Angels!!
LOL…you know, at some point, I think most of us lose some of that shame LOL. It’s when your plate is so full that you don’t sweat the small stuff, like cracking the door to sign for a package in your underwear.
You know…I think you’re right. After giving birth, I’m all WHO CARES???
My husband saw me get hemorrhoids and I’m supposed to sweat being seen my underwear?
Ahahahaha…if ONLY I’d said that!
LOL, oh, too funny! I do think I posted once about going to the gas station in my pjs more than once - and this is MAJOR populated suburbia - if my suburb incorporated, it would be the second biggest city in Maryland, behind Baltimore. The neighbor guy walks around in a tshirt and boxers most of the time - cutting the grass, walking the dogs - it just makes the scenery interesting.
That’s hilarious! It certainly sounds more relaxing than when I buzzed the FedEx guy in last week and then RAN to the bedroom to throw on the first clothes I could find so I wouldn’t answer the door in my little nightgown.
Either it was the highlight of his day, or he’s gay.
Could he see the underwear? That makes all the difference.
PS- Congrats on Blogher! You deserve it!
Bow chicka bow wow!
Can’t wait to see what you wear to BlogHer!
Unless your underwear was see-through and you were wearing a maxi-pad then I’m pretty sure you’re still sophisticated. More than Britney anyway.
Stay classy, sister.
Dude, I have answered the door with just a nursing bra on top and it was open at that. The delivery guys LOVE me.
You probably made his day. LOL
Good thing he wasn’t a UPS guy, or he really wouldn’t have noticed. They’re used to women coming to the door naked! I guess women love UPS guys and their brown uniforms?
I need to apply for a job with FedEx and get this guy’s route if he gets to see women in their underwear!!!
Oh, that’s hilarious! Brave of you to not care. lol
I have privacy issues. I can’t go outside unless I’ve got regular clothes on. Sometimes it can be annoying…but I can’t help it.
Im thinking back to a year in college that I delivered pizza. It was the same type deal. I saw more than people in their fruitofthelooms… But then again, it was college.
ROFLMAO!
I used to deliver pizza too and just as Bowrag said…you see it. LOL
he SO would have minded seeing me in my undies.
he was hot, right? please tell me he was hot.
Haha.
A few years ago in a bad heatwave I laid down in my front room in the nude with a fan on, nobody could see in from the street. EXCEPT if a sales guy comes to the door and looks in the window on his way up the steps! Yeah, he didn’t make a sale.
That’s awesome! I won’t let my husband see me in my underwear on most days!!
watch, he’ll be bringing things by accidentally now that are supposed to go down the street …
oh yes, and am tagging you if you would please :)
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ha ha! that is hilarious! But my question is, what did your underwear look like?? Was it all hot like Cameron Diaz in Charlie’s Angels?? ;)
I’ve soooo done that before! The pizza guy here must love me. I have to be careful though. We live on 4 acres & have complete privacy in our backyard, but we live off a busy road. I’ve been known to wander the backyard - watering flowers, etc… in either just my bra or just my undies if I was on the way to the laundry room & noticed the plants. I have to consciously look to see whether I’m dressed or not before I go into the front yard!
I totally don’t mind seeing you in your underwear. In fact, I kind of demand it.
Okay, so are you going to start haunting the beach daily and will your daughter start eating Bonnie Bell lip smackers? Private joke. Had to.
Well, crap, now I have to go get a job at Fed Ex. I don’t now how i’m going to squeeze it in.
At least you were wearing underwear. Kyle once saw our neighbor with the adjacent balcony bend over while commando.
(And no, to answer the inevitable guy question, she wasn’t hot.)
I opened the door to a courier the other day just as I was getting out of the shower… I did not realize I had SOAP on my chin.
My friend tells a really funny story about when she stopped caring - or was just totally exhausted with an infant. She answered the door and greeted the FedEx guy with a breast-milk soaked shirt. She said that was the moment she knew things had changed.
LOL, at least he didn’t try to give you some sexy, porn movie backtalk.
HYSTERICAL!
I make them wait: “Ummm…can you just leave it?” No. “Well, then you’ll have to wait. I am in my underwear and have a baby attached to my breast.”
Yes! I am right there with you!
This very morning, the baby wanted a plum from the neighbor’s tree so he was out in his diaper and a t-shirt (and it was dirty) and I was in snowman pajamas. Yes I know it’s June but it was all I could find,
We looked like a couple of hillbillies.
Oh well.
Ok, well, I am so guilty of this. My son is only 3 and when he comes to wake me up in the morning, he TELLS me “Mommy, put your shirt on!”
Thanks and yes, I was wearing a t-shirt but not a long one so I’m sure he could see them if looked.
Nope…no hot undies. Just my white cotton Hanes for Her bikinis.
OH YUCK!!!!!
Oh man…did you ever read the post where I got someone else’s sex stuff delivered here by accident?
Oh man…my daughter says stuff like that me.
“Mommy? Why don’t you put some pants on now?”
LOL!! The UPS guys won’t come up to our door because of our dogs…saves me from putting on my clothes;)