An exchange in my house this evening…
Me: *knocking on kitchen window*
Daughter: *from another room* What’s that knocking sound?
Me: It was me knocking on the window. I was trying to scare off that one tomcat with the big dangling balls. He’s on the porch eating the cat food again.
Husband: You just know this is gonna be a fun family to grow up in when your mom says stuff like “big dangling balls”