Put Your Funny Where Your Mouth Is!
Got this photo via email and I have no idea who any of these people are but it makes for a great game of Where’s Waldo. Or Peter. Or Dick. Or John Thomas. MUST STOP! I’m cracking myself up over here.
I challenge you to caption this gem. Whoever makes me pee my pants (not THAT hard to do) will get a free two week ad in my sidebar or a stack of $5 off coupons for Similac Organic DHA/ARA formula. I’m not trying to push formula like some OB nurse on the L&D floor but I have a bunch of these and they expire in December and if you happen to be a formula user, they could come in handy, no?
So go ahead. Slay me :)
Specify in the comments which prize you want or if you don’t want either prize and just want to make me pee my pants. And if you’re really cool and spread the word about this little challenge, let me know so I can link you back:
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Jerri of A Crack’n Life
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Erika of Plain Jane Mom
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EW!!
Hot nuts aren’t just for baseball games anymore!
The Johannson’s were delighted to discover that the Key West Zoo was vastly different from Berlin’s.
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Crikey! We shouldn’t get very close to this little fella… it’s an Allovaa Carcinoma… a male by the looks of it… and he could get cranky!
Try as she might, Mary just couldn’t keep the monkey or his balls off her back.
or
Much to everyone’s delight, the Swedish men’s and women’s two-person beach volleyball teams brought their own balls to the tournament.
Beverly Hills 90210: The Reunion
“Steve, Dylan, Valerie and Brenda reunite after 20 years for a day of fun in the sun”.
No prize necessary :)
Well actually-if you choose me, I could probably come up with a logo button that links to my site that you could run in your sidebar…
“I just don’t understand why none of our friends are speaking to us anymore after we put this picture in our Christmas Card”
or
“It figures, the first good picture of me in years and a man puts his balls in it!”
>>Sidebar Ad
“Has anyone seen our beach balls?”
“Can someone tell Dick to get our of our freaking picture?”
“We’re having a balls!”
Good things come in pairs.
Or: Good friends come in pairs.
:D
This beach is the balls!
“I said I wanted a pink lemonade, not a pink limousine!”
No prize necessary here babe, just urinate. :)
How about:
“After Ball Practice”
Or
“Year after Year - Balls Keep them Coming Back!”
“Sven, I’d say by the shadow it’s just around 2pm. It’s time for a refresher on that sunscreen…”
oooor
“We’re all smiling because in a few short moments we’ll be eating a lovely fish dinner–thanks to our PRICK-IT fisherman!”
Not quite “The Christmas song”
Chet’s nuts roasting on an open beach
Sand in more than just his toes
High tide coming but not soon enough
And folks posed close to the pope’s nose . . .
“Er…can any of you four over there change my diaper?”
You know it’s rude to point!
“I hear something, tock-tick, tock-tick, it makes my finger swirl and color goes everywhere, tock-tick, only I can hear it”
And I linked to you! Enjoy!
For what it’s worth, the caption by canape made me laugh the most (although I must emphasize I did NOT pee my pants).
I keep laughing at your title because “Put your Funny where your mouth is” pretty much could be the caption. Except put “FUNNY” in quotes because sometimes, maybe, he names his junk “Funny.”
That is REALLY sly. You act like you’re posing for a photo when you’re really taking a shot of the guy in the back’s balls. A friend of mine did this on her honeymoon. Hysterical.
What sad is this could easily be a submission for Desperately Seeking. heehee.
OH MAN that is too funny! At first I didn’t even see the naked jay bird! I’ll try and think of something….
I’m having a WORST Father of sorts….come check it out….even if your dad is Father of the Year!
http://www.fenicle.com
“Hey, is it me or do these tourists make my dick look small?”
“Cabo was really nice but the beach smelled like ass.”
“Almond Joy’s got nuts. Mounds don’t.”
“Lars, Sven, Erika, and Frida waiting for the other ball to drop.”
I’ll take the 2-week ad, Izzy!
this is the funniest thing I’ve EVER seen. I wish I could come up with a good caption but all I’ve got is wide-open mouth (don’t take that as an OFFER, balls & cock guy!!!)
that is nasty… but so damned funny… my husband and I are laughing our asses off right now! I looked at all 4 people and wondered what was so funny… I didn’t even notice THAT at first… thanks for the good laugh!
Canape ROTFLMAO!!!
Keep frozen smiles in place… continue to stare fixedly at camera… do not look over shoulder… all is well.
Aw Nuts!
Sunscreen … $10
Sunglasses … $40
Cock-Tails on the beach … Priceless
The Andersons are having an absolute ball on their beach vacation.
Tourists become annoyed by vendors trying to sell hot dogs and nuts on the beach.
All that sand and surf can make you feel a little cock-eyed after awhile.
And now I’m off to link to this. :)
Yeah, like Fenicle, it took me a minute to catch on to the joke. I need a little time to brainstorm. This is awesome.
“No, no, no. The name of the song is Free Fallin’ … not Free BALLIN’.”
The good news is, he’s not wearing a Speedo.
No, no, I didn’t say go cook yourself, I said…nevermind.
Do not look directly at the wiener.
That’s not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted sausage and eggs on the beach for breakfast.
Proof of stupidity: When you think a Speedo wedgie would be more painful than a weiner-burn.
Jethro’s inability to maintain an erection dashed his hopes at becoming the first human sundial at Pebble Beach.
Here’s my try:
“Little did the tourists know, but the local penis-monster had them in his sights, ready to attack……………”
I think the “click to enlarge” text is a great caption already
Get with the program, George Hamilton. It’s pictures first, THEN naked!
The mystery of George Hamilton’s nether regions, solved.
Unable to wake Mr Hamilton, they decided to take a picture anyway.
Okay, enough George Hamilton jokes.
The New Fantastic Four: Giving new meaning to rode hard and put up wet.
I forwarded it to my hubby Bryan and he came up with some hilarious ones… I can’t beat him, so I will post his for you.
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We went to Mexico and got NUTS!
Whale watching is sooooooooooooo 1997.
The all-inclusive was OK, but the ring toss game wasn’t as good this year.
My name is William. I’ll be your scrotal model for today.
More and more naked men are washing up on the beach for no apparent reason.
When Philip awoke, he had to figure out how to get back in time for the wedding.
Kodak’s new line of full range focus camera allows a depth of field unsurpassed…oh fuck.
My producer is telling me this is not a horse, some balls, I mean, it’s a moth.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JbaeWIy1Bkk
Or how about this one
Oh, they didn’t? Oh we sure as hell just did.
The Wassermens were thrilled to have another photo to add to their “Cocks on a Beach” collection.
Meanwhile the Kleins couldn’t wait for their friends to go back to the room for their afternoon nap so they could strip and get some sun on their new “Brazilians”.
Beach Balls
*sniff*
i thought i smelled cabbage.
Photographic evidence that some Nutty Buddies won’t melt in the sun!
This is hilarious! Here is my offering:
“Just keep smiling and maybe it will go away. If that doesn’t work, we’ll play dead.”
Dear Izzy -
We are loving Australia! Got to the beach at the crack of Don (that’s him in the background). We don’t have any real siteseeing plans, we’re just dicking around, but we’re having a ball! Sadly, we need to haul our asses back home soon. Must go now, my penis running out of ink.
love from, kittenpie
(and I have no one drinking formula, so if you happened to like this one, I’d love to be hosted by you! But I bet there are some hilarious ones here. Must go read now.)
Testing - because this place doesn’t like me! If it does, I’ll be back…
Ok, it does!! Woohoo!
“Little did the tourists know, but their every move had been tracked by the local monster horriblus genitalias, and he was readying to strike……..”
Instead of the massage, Ed opted for the Brazilian butt wax and tequila shots on the beach…little did he know, sun and alcohol don’t mix.
I am such a moron. I read this post yesterday and did not see what the fuss was all about. It wasn’t until I read the “monkey balls” comment that I went back to get a second look. Now I see what all the fuss is about.
Yeah I know….I’m a little slow.
“Wish you were here.”
“Hey Rooster Cockburn time to turn over.”
or
The gang is deciding who will have to be the one to put lotion on Ted.
or
The latest in invisible thong technology.
Ok what’s worse than getting sand kicked in your face???
You call those beach balls?
All I can say is SUNSCREEN. LOL. Come on over to my blog today — I’m having a karaoke party! bring drinks– bathingsuits optional!
Here’s mine…
“Yet another Kodak moment…that will live in infamy forever”
2 week ad, pls ;-) (If I made you tinkle, that is)
Ah hell! My comment totally got eaten. It was a good one, too. Did you at least see it before it got vaporized?
I got that exact same photo in my email today. Uuuummm….
“Smiles weren’t the only things cracked at yesterday’s family beach outing.”
Ewww
I can’t come up with anything funnier than Ms. Mogul’s “Er…Can one of you four change my diaper?” I am reading this late at night and I laughed so loudly I woke up my kid!
Okay, I have a caption. It’s not going to be as funny as the one that made me laugh, but here goes…
“We all had sex with that guy and now we’re going to Disneyworld!”
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Picnic and drinks for a day at the beach with friends: $95
An all-day parking spot in the beach lot: $8
Film for the camera: $17.50
A photo of your friends with their new friend Dick: Priceless
By the way: Click to enlarge? Hee hee
Gman and Stefanie stole mine. That’s what happens when you don’t check Izzymom all day. How about:
Some dick ruined all our vacation photos
“Man, the wind is really kickin’ up. Just three hours ago we buried that thing up to its neck in the sand and look at it now!”
Should I win, I want my prize to go to MetroDad. His first entry had me laughing for 10 straight minutes.
Elizabeth? Did you not see the very well suntanned penis in the upper right corner? lol
Amazing — he’s cheeky, cocky and ballsy!
(And I vote for MetroDad and Mom101. You fuckers are funny!!)
Determined to have his 15 minutes of fame, the wiener coyly made his way into the otherwise innocuous “foursome” photo. Wait a minute…FOURSOME?? Mr. Weenie wants some of that action, baby!!!
We went nuts on our vacation!
The Gruenwalds and the Hornbeckers enjoy a picnic of ‘franks and beans’ on the beach. (Grey Poupon anyone?)
Linda (far right) thinking to herself: “Did I just feel a hot puff of air hit me in the back?”
Henrik, Garth, Inga and Suki smile as Boris (off-camera) prepares straws for them to draw to see who gets to go ride the new tourist attraction first.
No! I even looked in the moderation queue. Sorry about that!
“OK Janet… move your body a little to the left… good…good… now everyone smile and pretend you have no idea there is a penis directly behind you and we’ll put this on the internet for millions to see!”
Is this where the Dick’s hang out?
Howsabout:
Holy shit! That guy’s dick is hanging out!
There’s just not enough Solarcaine in the world…
At the all-inclusive resort, we were especially impressed by the spread.
Oh GAD! At first I was like- WTH is she talking about with the peter and dick?!!!
I’m a little slow, what can i tell ya. This so made my night, I think I snorted!
“Biff, Chad, Babs and Barb had a splendid time while on vacation in Nags Head… and they everything from soup to nuts!”
“Guess which one of these ‘things’ does not belong…”
“Even though there wasn’t a star in the sky, I could still see Uranus.”
OMG, I’m in tears right now, I’m ROLF’ing. I crack myself up!
It’s too bad I missed the contest!
I meant to say
“Biff, Chad, Babs and Barb had a splendid time while on vacation in Nags Head… and they DID everything from soup to nuts!”