May 11 2007

I Want to Draw Naughty Pictures. Is That Bad?


Does it mean I’m immature if I think this game sounds really fun? It’s like Pictionary but…a little different.

I know what you’re thinking.

How can she write about those hideous Bratz dolls*** and how they’re the bain of her existence and then write favorably about this…this PERVERSION of a perfectly good game?

Well…I’m a grown-up so grown-up things are okay for ME.

Anyhoo…I’m seriously considering buying it and making some BlogHer betches (and Hot Karl) play it with me after many cocktails!

C’mon, you know it looks like fun :)

Have you checked out Offsprung yet? It’s a site comprised of parentingish blogs, all of which are off-the-wall funny, smart, provocative or wonderfully irreverent. It’s a great blend; something for everyone. And I designed their logo and banners so it looks supa priddy, too!

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Tomorrow is this hot betch’s birthday. Drop by and wish her a super 37th (even though she doesn’t look a day over thirty!)

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*** I’ve tried hard to keep the skanky Bratz out of our lives but this scariness just entered my home via a well-meaning relative. It’s a My Scene Fab Faces doll and it makes all these creepy expressions, in addition to looking like a cheap Vegas call girl. No worries, though. “Kennedy” is gonna “get lost” just like the other one. I’m thinking tiny concrete shoes… *evil hand rubbing*

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25 Responses to “I Want to Draw Naughty Pictures. Is That Bad?”



  1. By Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah on May 11, 2007


    I want to play.


  2. By AbsolutelyBananas on May 11, 2007


    that totally sounds like an ideal cocktail with the girlfriends game.


  3. By RWA on May 11, 2007


    Well, that certainly sounds like an “interesting” game. You will have to let us know how it turns out.

    And “concrete shoes” for a doll? Isn’t that a bit - oh, I don’t know - EXTREME?!?!?!?!

    :)



  4. By Karen on May 11, 2007


    Hot Karl + Drinks + Perversion? Only if Hilly is there too. And Erin. And Aaron. And Sarah. Sounds like fun!


  5. By Kaleigh on May 11, 2007


    oooh I want to play, too! And I was an art major, so I should get picked first for teams!


  6. By slouching mom on May 11, 2007


    I’m just stuck on the concrete shoes. With 2″ or 3″ heels?


  7. By slouching mom on May 11, 2007


    I’m just stuck on concrete shoes. With 2″ or 3″ heels?


  8. By Tracy on May 11, 2007


    That…THING is atrocious! You could use it for a Paris Hilton voodoo doll! Oh, and PervArtistry sounds FUNFUNFUN! (Of course, my family always manages to make Pictionary pervy. You should have seen what my Dad drew for my Grandma one Thanksgiving when the word was “Dictator”…think about it. The second picture was a potato.)


  9. By Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom on May 11, 2007


    That game is right up my alley!!!

    Have fun. Take pictures of the pictures…hee hee



  10. By Christina on May 11, 2007


    Oooh, I want to play the game at BlogHer!


  11. By kittyhox on May 11, 2007


    I guess those My Scene dolls are meant to compete with Bratz?

    The thing I don’t like about them, in addition to their general skankiness, is the choice of activities. I was looking at them recently at Target and they’re all doing things like shoe shopping! putting on makeup at the mall! going on a blind date! talking on the phone to boys!
    Just the sort of things we want three year olds obsessing about.
    Sigh.



  12. By kittyhox on May 11, 2007


    I guess those My Scene dolls are meant to compete with Bratz?

    The thing I don’t like about them, in addition to their general skankiness, is the choice of activities. I was looking at them recently at Target and they’re all doing things like shoe shopping! putting on makeup at the mall! going on a blind date! talking on the phone to boys!
    Just the sort of things we want three year olds obsessing about.
    Sigh.



  13. By Desert Songbird on May 11, 2007


    You know, My Scene dolls didn’t used to be as bad as Bratz. I detest those Bratz things - they look so hootchie mama. My Scenes were actually kinda mild in comparison, at least they had been in the past. Now I see they’ve sunk to a Bratz-type low. Ugh.


  14. By mel on May 11, 2007


    Oh, I saw those dolls! The faces are just plain freaky.

    Man, I so wish I were going to BlogHer. It would be worth the trip to watch the playing of that game!



  15. By aimee/greeblemonkey on May 11, 2007


    My house rocks Cranium, so we would take PervArtistry to the stratosphere, dude.


  16. By judy on May 11, 2007


    You did that awesome logo? You rock!! I saw it this morning and I wondered who did it! I’m very excited about that megablog…i love neil pollack


  17. By slackermommy on May 12, 2007


    I’ve got to get me that!


  18. By emma on May 12, 2007


    the Offsprung site looks so great, well done. And the content is hilarious too!


  19. By wordgirl on May 12, 2007


    I’m headed over to see the Offsprung site right now. Come by sometime.


  20. By Izzy on May 12, 2007


    Watching? You’d be PLAYING on my team!


  21. By Karl on May 13, 2007


    I’d totally be on your team. You’d win hands down and I always like playing on the winning team.

    Happy Mother’s Day.



  22. By Devra on May 15, 2007


    If Sarah is in then so am I. I’ll find you gals at BlogHer. I call it friendship, others might call it stalking. You say potato, I say potahto.


  23. By kittenpie on May 15, 2007


    Okay, that looks like fun and if I make it to BlogHer, I will so play.

    Meanwhile, Kennedy looks disturbingly Hiltonish. Brrrr.



  24. By Izzy on Jul 1, 2007


    And you actually admit to collecting those stupid, ugly things? Get a life.


  25. By Izzy on Jul 1, 2007


    Talented at what? Being a moron like the grammar and punctuation-challenged people that collect them? Or being ugly skanks like the dolls they make?

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