WTF Wednesday 1.2
One never knows what will turn up here on WTF Wednesdays and this week is no different! My first find is someting no fan should be without… The Celebrity Buttplug! Yes, they really exist. No, I’m not kidding. They have these mildy amusing names like Parass Hilton and George Dubya Tush but frankly, they don’t look very comfortable. I guess sitting on the President’s head is an acquired taste…
Now, I’m not making fun of the ‘roids because seriously, I’ve never quite recovered from the ones I got giving birth but this stuff is just too damn funny. Hemo Roll is toilet paper for hemhorroids, whether you have them or “as a preventive measure.” Huh? You can prevent the ‘roids by using a special toilet paper? Why the hell didn’t anyone tell me this 18 months ago????
In any case, your guests will no doubt be thanking you profusely for stocking your powder room with this stuff. And guys? I can assure you the ladies will be swooning when they see that you care enough to buy them Hemo Roll, with an “herb micro-layer of an extract from oak bark, marigold and common yarrow, with easeful effects on rectum”. Mmmmhmm.
And that concludes your WTF Wednesday update. But do you remember when I mentioned going out for drinks the other night with Sarah, Wendy, Bridgette and Becky?
Here are a few pix of the blessed event:
No, I cannot keep my tongue in my mouth.
If you went to BlogHer ‘06, you may already know this :)
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I’m listening right now.
I wish I’d been off the migraine drugs earlier and read your blog before I let my cell phone go dead!
Are you folks on every week?
Sorry, I just fell off the watermelon truck yesterday so I’m not up on the latest and greatest.
I didn’t know you could use the F-bomb on radio! Did I just hear that?
Too funny.
I’m still listening! I heard that!
Is there a place to go to do live chat?
NO … not offended. WTF is offensive these days anyway!
Hey! Jennster is on every Wednesday and I usually listen and call in or like tonight, I’m co-hosting.
Over on Jennsters blogs (http://jennnster.blogspot.com) people comment while listening so it’s sort of like chatting.
LOL.. java jabber you rule!!!
Hey, Izzy, who knew that my 100th post would be the same topic y’all would discuss on Blog Talk Radio? Weirdness abounds…
Wish I had visited here earlier in order to catch the broadcast. Sometimes this time difference between East Coast and Left Coast screws me over.
Thanks Izzy - my family does this crazy-ass gift exchange every year where everyone whips out an obscene $10 gift and HemoRoll is exactly the type of thing that gets them excited. I’m going to try and find a few rolls. The celebrity buttplug - maybe not.
I already virtually-invited myself to the next outing over at Sarah’s. YOu girls are too much fun.
So Izzy, are you gonna product test the HemoRoll? Let the public know if it actually works. Write up a review for us.
Because it could be useful around these parts if you know what I mean…
Man are the chicks in Florida HOT! (LOL) Jealous of the outing, but not the roids.
Sigh. Looks like a blast (of course).
And the TP? I need to buy stock.
So, I checked out the celebrity buttplugs. Who’s the blue and white one supposed to be? I thought it looked a little like Braveheart.
I think these and the Hemo toilet paper would make a terrific combo gift. Perhaps I could include them in a themed gift basket.
I haven’t de-lurked for a while. But I had to say how much you remind me of one of my best friends, Mollie. SO much! You make me laugh, sistah.
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I am jealous of the party fun! WOOO HOOO! I just had to get that out of my system since I wasn’t there.
So jealous of the party! Looks like you had a blast.
Hey, Izzy, you’ve probably been asked this a gozillion times, but has anyone ever mentioned to you how much you resemble Rachael Ray? Are you as perky as she is too?
And you can get the TP where???
No seriously.
It seemed really normal at the time, but looking back, I wonder what all of the other people at the bar must have been thinking.
lololol… I’d never even considered that!
Ooh, you’re hair is getting so long and glamourous!
I thought everyone already know that Paris Hilton was a celebrity buttplug. Did you see her most recent press shots in the limo? Classy.
Yeehaw! Wish we lived closer.
“Easeful effects on the rectum” - that ALONE is hilarious!
Looks like you all had a fun time. Thanks for letting us know about the buttplugs. JUST in time for the holidays! (Makes a great stocking stuffer, huh>)
A celebrity buttplug? I’m gonna choke from laughing.
THat is my favourite WTF Wednesday so far. And great pics!! Looks like you had fun … tongue and all :)
Hemo Roll….hmmmm
I cannot wait til Blogher 07. Bring the hemoroll.
Love the pics…
I still can’t get over the Celebrity Buttplug thing…
Smell Gibson…Bravefart Edition? What I want to know is who the hell are buying these things????
Drinks look like fun, but the toilet paper looks even better!
I had the hemmroids with my last baby. My god! The pain was worse than childbirth. I would of bought that damn toilet paper if I thought it would of worked.
Very Gene Simmons of you!
Love the WTF Wednesdays! Where do you find this stuff??
Wish I had been there for the drinks! (though I think I would have skipped the buttplug and TP course - seems correct that the TP should come after the buttplugs, which must be a little less than comfy.)
Hemo Roll? Wow- gotta remember that when I eat too much Canjun food.