Nov 29 2006
WTF Wednesday 1.1
< ---- This is obviously a kid's toy, right? They were selling it on Amazon.com but now, all traces of it have been removed. Apparently we Americans are extremely puritanical, extremely immature or a mixture of the two. Either way, I think the WTF-ness of this one speaks for itself, no? lol (Thanks Karen!)
This one isn’t so funny. When you get to the site, click on “Catalogue”. Definitely check out the on to the right called Autumn/Winter. Take a good long look around and then tell me…is it just me or is this shit unsettling? Use the contact form to tell them what you think if you are so inclined. I did.
And finally, before you click, this one is NOT work/kid safe. And no, that’s NOT my hand. I came across this on a web site of funny photos. I’m not sure the photo is all that funny but the product is…sort of. Who would buy this anyway? A vegetarian? lol
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And look what Vicky from the Mummy Chronicles sent me this morning for When is MY Day Off?
Thank you, Vicky! You made my day :)
I have no words to describe my disgust regarding Mr. Wolf’s catalog. Somebody should alert SVU — it’s borderline, but it’s a very thin line at that. Yuck.
Being from the midwest, I’m a little drawn to the cornbrater. Heh.
That is so very sad - especially the catalog you referenced.
“hyper wank device”
Oh my.
Whoooaa!
Corn? I can’t even imagine the person who came up with that one. I wonder if they came up with the idea after a BBQ
I am SO going to have to start referring to people I don’t like as a: “hyper wank device”
A phrase that is a must keep!
Mr Wolf - blech. Makes me nauseus.
Dora - What’s the problem, Iz? I just wrote about buying this for Hailey earlier this week. Compared to my other choices it seemed downright legit. (Actually I guess I should have since it’s now off the market. It’s probably worth a bundle now.)
The cornbrater - best thing about it…”Hyper wang device”. That’s one hell of a slogan.
The cornbrator would be worth it for just the millions of corny puns you could get out of it…see, I started already.
all I can say is that the dora toy looks like it was designed to be ‘fun’ for all ages…
I also vote for the ‘hyper wank device’ slogan…
Hyper Wank!!!!
Buahahahahahaaaaaaa!
I’m so relieved the heroin chic look hasn’t gone away–it’s just moved on to the pre-adolescent set thanks to Mr. Wolf. Move over Kate Moss, your protege’s are nipping at your heels.
I can’t imagine, in what situation I would feel that my daughter needed a backless shirt…
Mr. Wolf? I nearly fainted. Especially since those little girls look like my oldest. Eep. What the hell is wrong with people? And Australia - isn’t that where those Bratz bras were, too?
The cornbrator made me giggle but that Mr. Wolf site? What parent authorizes pictures like that of their children?
Sure is. It seems Australia is becoming well-known for more than just the Wiggles and shrimp on the barbie. Yick!
I couldn’t see the site from work, but OMG! Is it possible that the company didn’t realize the resemblance? Naaaaaaa
Hmmm….I am sure that when they made the Dora Aquapet thingie, there was no phallic intent, right? Right? *sneer* oh boy…
Can’t even comment on the Mr. Wolf site. I am trying to lift my jaw up off the ground first.
Well, there would be that time she could be playing a vantriloquist dummy in the school play.
Yeah, I heard Vaudeville is making a big comeback with the kids…lol
Where in the heck do you find this stuff, Izzy?? I think WTF is an understatement.
Just surfing around or sometimes people send it to me. I swear I never go looking for it. it just finds me somehow.
The gift that keeps on giving…
Can not believe these…
Really…
Now that’s what I call Fun for the Whole Family! “Mom, give me back my Dora toy. Now!”
It’s a sick, sick world.
The Mr. Wolf thing seems to have gone away. It says there’s a new site coming on Dec 15th.
Phallic Dora, oh yay.
Hyper Wank Device. Heh.
I never really looked at those whatever you call them toys like you have shown us. Can’t thank you enough Izzy for pointing out to me that I have given both of my girls their first sex toys. Off to my therapy session now!
Wow… That is a really oddly shaped children’s toy….