Breaking News!!!
We interrupt the regularly scheduled WTF Wednesday to bring you breaking news!!!
The Hilton Family is offering a large cash reward for any tips that lead to the safe return of daughter Paris Hilton’s missing butt. It seems the heiress got dressed and left for an event without realizing her butt had disappeared until she was asked about it by photographers. (see photo at left)
Hilton doesn’t recall the last time she had it but witnesses say they have not seen her butt since her sex tapes were released. If you have any information, you are urged to contact the LAPD.
*This post is dedicated to one of Paris Hilton’s biggest fans and one of my favorite Canadians. No, not Caillou. No, not the blonde chick from Degrassi High, either.
I’m talking about none other than Karen of Troll Baby. Karen…this snark’s for you!
Happy Thanksgiving to all! If you’re looking for some ways to add something special to your day, go see Sue. She’s posted some good ideas!
Heiress Says Butt Theft is, Like, NOT Hot!
That is pretty funny, but Paris Hilton makes me sick to my stomach.
I can donate half my butt to Paris. Actually, how about a trade - half my butt in exchange for half a million dollars?
she really has no ass. have you seen her bikini shots. makes me want to vomit.
She needs to eat some food possibly and then it might come back to her.
*SNORRRRT*
You rock. Herpes Hilton can have some of my ass. I got lots to spare!
I think I found it, but my cat has been playing with it, so she may not want it back now.
That is what my children were playing with this morning after breakfast. She can gladly have it back along with 2/3’s of my ass. Put those together and she will have a Jennifer Lopez booty.
That girl needs to eat some bird. She has the ass of a nine year old. Amazing any guy wants to see it at all…
Poor Paris, so misunderstood LOL
Even without a but, she still thinks she’s hot. Puulllllease!
For some reason her butt found itself attached to my existing butt cheeks. She can have it back any time, and my muffin top, and thighs too.
Dang! Mothergoosemouse made the offer before me. I was willing to donate up to 5/8 of my butt for poor little Paris’s benefit.
Thank you for the link love. I appreciate it, and I really hope people have fun with the suggestions.
OMG! She seriously has no ass! It really is missing lol
funny, you would have thought it would be right near her cooch, which she flashed last month, before Lindsay Lohan took up that particular torch…
Hah and I thought I’d be clever and offer mine. Apparently I’m a bit late to the party. If she refuses everyone else’s mine’s still available.
I think I have what was allotted for her skinny butt on mine. And also ALL her stick figure friends. :)
I did it. I stole Paris’ ass. I admit it. I couldn’t help myself. I just grabbed it an ran.
Because I needed more ass. I just can’t get enough ass.
Maybe she had to sell her butt to pay for those atrocious jeans?
It’s not her butt that is missing. Her ass is now safely residing in her skull cavity. It’s her brain that has gone missing.
No one irks me more than this talentless, insensitive idiot.
awwww. i love troll baby too. she rocks!
I laughed my ass off at this one Iz. Good one!
Lisa
Okay, okay, I’ll fess up. I have Paris Hilton’s butt. The trouble is, I have my own butt too. So now my big butt combo is bigger than ever.
You’re right! Her ass is AWOL. LOL
Here’s what I can’t believe…that Paris is wearing a $48 hat in that picture. Isn’t that a little thrift store for her? I’m surprised that any article of her clothing would cost less than 100 bucks.
HILARIOUS. I had to question whether or not anyone finds this attractive. Do they? Really. DO THEY? Because it’s so … eeeeewwwwwww… and also very … iiiiiickkkkyyyy… with a whole bunch of “Oh, please. Someone STOP her from turning her ass to the camera when she is clearly deficient!”
Your tushie is rather cute, though, Izzy. I copped a feel once. Hopefully, you’ve forgotten that already.
I love paris hilton