Make Me Laugh
We need some levity around here, dammit! Unfortunately, with Ernesto headed toward Florida, I’m a bit distracted with trying to figure out where the holy hell we’re gonna go if we evacuate, which at 3am Monday, seems within the realm of possibility. Of course, if you know anything about hurricanes, you know anything can happen and the forecasters are always wrong…
Anyway, I’m leaving the levity in your capable hands, people. Your mission? Caption the following photo with something brilliant and make me laugh out loud! The lucky winner, to be judged by yours truly, will receive their choice of an Elexa shirt that is a little snug for my taste but reputedly a great boob enhancer or some temporary tattoos that say “Blog This” and “Mommy BlogHer”, courtesy of the ladies at Mommybloggers. And if you don’t want either of those, I’ll see what else I can dig up.
It’s all on you now. Make me proud!
And if you just can’t get enough of my drivel, go check out my rant fair and balanced post over at Props & Pans :)
“Come on! Lift me up!”
I believe in miracles… you sexy thing.
(Yes, it’s a “Full Monty” reference)
“Got Sake!”
LOL! We’re watching that hurricane too, isn’t that nice that it’s coming right for us? Agh, hope everything goes smoothly and everyone and everything in your family remains safe and undamaged!
All right, dancers. What part of FULL monty don’t you understand?
Gee, how heartless of me. I hope Ernesto goes out to see peacefully. Hope everything will be fine with you and everyone in its path.
And I thought some more captions to make you laugh, hopefully.
“What Not To Wear” or
“I’m too sexy for my shirt” or
“Japanese’s Food Pyramid” or
“Soup does a body good”
I guess I really need/want that boob enhancer shirt. Hee Hee.
Izzy I’m slightly north of UCF, if you need some place to go we have a spare bedroom. Just let me know :)
“OK, nobody sneeze.”
Yeah, I’m worried about Ernesto, too, obviously. Looks like the damn thing is gonna pass right over me.
“Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think these noodles make my boobs like bigger?”
“I must. I must. I must increase my bust.”
“Is that a bowl of ramen covering your balls or are you just happy to see me?”
They don’t call that dish the “Happy Family” for nothing.
All the judges were stunned by Yoshiro’s sudden show of modesty,
especially considering his choice of red tassles and hair style.
Five shining examples of why my momma told me “ya betta shop around.”
Food Cuisine Magazine: Last season it was hot to eat sushi off a naked girl. This season it’s all about boiling soup on a fat mans genitals.
Delicious!
Okay Akiko. I want you to look very closely at these gentlemen and tell me which one you saw wrestle your mother to the ground for her udon seaweed bowl. And take your time.
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God I wish I had worn my bra.
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Eat this.
My man boobs could sure use that boob enhancer. Maybe I’ll get a promotion if I show some man cleavage around the office.
“does this make me look fat??”
or
“get. in. ma. belly!”
“Miso horny!”
Giving new meaning to “portion control”.
…hey, I ordered the pupu platter!
Don’t forget to lick your plate clean!
I’ve got
One! Two! Three! Four! Five!
Sumos working oh-ver-ti-ime!
oooh good one!
ah, you guys are hilarious.
Hey Izzy, sorry to highjack your comments section here for a second, you can erase this comment, but I have a million email addresses for you and don’t know which one to use, I want to tell you about a job, that I think you’d be perfect for… Can you send me an email using the address you want me to use to contact you?
Best. Caption. Ever! Mom101 gets my vote!
I vote for this one! Hilarious!!
But are the food groups properly represented?
“Super-size me!”
After the break, the most caloric rose ceremony yet!
“And finally, will the last suspect please come forward and show your plate and nothing but your plate please.”
“Okay, thighs, do you recognize the offending noodle who assulted you last week?”
I got nothin. but there are a lot of people who done brought the funny. so I’m off the hook.
the photo, she is good.
are you okay out there in hurricane land, lady I? please be okay.
I got nuttin either, but will try to dream of fat men with man boobs tonight. Maybe something will come to me.
This has turn me off Japanese food for the next 3 months. At least…
Moshi, Moshi - this big plate better cover my tooshi, tooshi.
Um… With Six You Get Eggroll?
When the Sumo wrestlers overheard the audience referring to their “sushi rolls” they unfortunately mistook the reference to be literal.
Hope Ernesto misses you!
You know the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. We’re just making it easier for you.
“I don’t care what you say Kimoson, my water chestnuts ARE bigger than your water chestnuts.”
“The Food Network proudly presents its version of ‘The Dating Game’”
(Sorry if this appears twice. It didn’t show up the first time but probably will as soon as I hit publish on this one.)
Fall’s hottest trend…food as fashion!
I vote for Mom 101’s.
Too funny … but I may have been blinded by that photo
This one is the best! I snorted coffee out my nose.
So the fig leaves were all gone, thank you kindly Eve.
Hey your’s wouldn’t fall down if you were surrounded by this much man either!
Or
I’ve got a full plate with this much manliness around me.
Lisa
Oops, just thought of another.
Does this 3,000 calorie loin cloth make me look fat? Should I wear the fig leaf instead?
Lisa
World’s Sexiest Man rejects.
My boobs are bigger than yours.
(Stay safe!! I hope you don’t have to evacuate!)
“Mikey-san will eat it. He eat anything.”
And the wheels on the bus go round and round..
I like this!
LOL!
very good. I like.
I’m in Florida too, but I’m not all that worried. They said ernesto lost steam.
So let’s see…Sleazy, Droopy, Dumpy, No-shameful, Slim and Doc…where’s Dopey?
In an effort to woo more Jewish tourists to Japan, the Tokyo Convention and Visitor’s Bureau rolled out their “Next Year in Tokyo!” campaign. Here we see a highlight of the Japanese Passover experience; The Sumo Seder Plate Making Contest!
Eat me.
Which one of you is playing “bang the drum slowly”?
Oddly enough Sumo wasn’t one of the 4 major food groups.
I vote for this one! Simplicity at its finest.
I’m lame to comment on myself, bit I thought I should add that Moshi, Moshi means hello.
After disrobing, even the food on these gluttonous mans plates was frozen in horror.
There was a bit of confusion when the phrase “from soup to nuts” was uttered.
Meet this season’s guest judges on the Iron Chef.
Not to be outdone by the U.S.’s rising rate of obesity, Japans cultural
minister today unveiled his plan to capture his countrymen’s interest and apetite by introducing the newest boy band “SoupySumoSunshine”
– The reason why Boy bands aren’t that popular in Asia.
I had one up here, but it must not have made it through the submittal process or something.
I can’t even remember what it was now - no biggie.
Take us home, Dancing combo platters!!