Comments on: Raging Momvanner Ponders Toilets & Coffee http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/momvanner-ponders-toilets-coffee/ Where it's always amateur night... Sun, 26 May 2013 03:13:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Sunshine Scribe http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/momvanner-ponders-toilets-coffee/#comment-158997 Sunshine Scribe Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:44:17 +0000 http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/raging-momvanner-requires-coffee-to-ponder-nasty-toilets/#comment-158997 Hey don't worry - you didn't freak me out into writing my post yesterrday. I laughed so hard because right after I wrote it, yours was one of the first blogs I checked out and saw your road rage piece - funny timing. S :) Hey don’t worry – you didn’t freak me out into writing my post yesterrday. I laughed so hard because right after I wrote it, yours was one of the first blogs I checked out and saw your road rage piece – funny timing.

S :)

]]> By: JessR http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/momvanner-ponders-toilets-coffee/#comment-158996 JessR Wed, 26 Apr 2006 17:54:13 +0000 http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/raging-momvanner-requires-coffee-to-ponder-nasty-toilets/#comment-158996 Dude, you are awesome. I love the "purse on wheels!" I personally drove a "garbage can on wheels" until yesterday, when I cleaned it out at the gas station. Now it is a "doghair magnet with some grubby pennies in the change tray on wheels." Dude, you are awesome. I love the “purse on wheels!” I personally drove a “garbage can on wheels” until yesterday, when I cleaned it out at the gas station. Now it is a “doghair magnet with some grubby pennies in the change tray on wheels.”

]]> By: Julie http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/momvanner-ponders-toilets-coffee/#comment-158995 Julie Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:49:21 +0000 http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/raging-momvanner-requires-coffee-to-ponder-nasty-toilets/#comment-158995 Once I had to do a piss test in a bathroom at the Pentagon. When you do a piss test, someone has to monitor you. They don't stand in the stall with you, thank god, but they do stand outside the stall and you have to leave the stall door ajar. I often get stage fright when I have to urinate, and the piss test brought on stage fright big time. I hovered for a full five minutes, waiting for my insides to unclench. I apologized to my monitor for taking so long, and she replied, "I'm just amazed that you can hover for so long." And the prevalence of "dude" in my speech is a throwback to all of my trips to LA, where it is used like "like" to punctuate conversations. Once I had to do a piss test in a bathroom at the Pentagon. When you do a piss test, someone has to monitor you. They don’t stand in the stall with you, thank god, but they do stand outside the stall and you have to leave the stall door ajar.

I often get stage fright when I have to urinate, and the piss test brought on stage fright big time. I hovered for a full five minutes, waiting for my insides to unclench. I apologized to my monitor for taking so long, and she replied, “I’m just amazed that you can hover for so long.”

And the prevalence of “dude” in my speech is a throwback to all of my trips to LA, where it is used like “like” to punctuate conversations.

]]> By: Kristen http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/momvanner-ponders-toilets-coffee/#comment-158994 Kristen Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:42:37 +0000 http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/raging-momvanner-requires-coffee-to-ponder-nasty-toilets/#comment-158994 I do the over-thinking about public toilets too. John once read somewhere that the FIRST stall is always the cleanest, because most people assume it's used the most and go on to one of the middle stalls. I've used that bit of information many times...but I still wipe the seats with tp first! I do the over-thinking about public toilets too. John once read somewhere that the FIRST stall is always the cleanest, because most people assume it’s used the most and go on to one of the middle stalls. I’ve used that bit of information many times…but I still wipe the seats with tp first!

]]> By: Kristi http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/momvanner-ponders-toilets-coffee/#comment-158993 Kristi Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:32:54 +0000 http://izzymom.com/2006/04/25/raging-momvanner-requires-coffee-to-ponder-nasty-toilets/#comment-158993 NO way I'm sitting on a public toilet! My momvan looks more like an atomic bomb blew up inside it. Constipation, I've blogged about that. NO way I’m sitting on a public toilet! My momvan looks more like an atomic bomb blew up inside it. Constipation, I’ve blogged about that.

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