Monthly Archives: December 2005

“Uh…Mommy?”

No good can come from a statement that begins with “Uh…Mommy?” But alas, I heard it bright and early this morning. It was followed by “There’s big log of kitty-cat throw-up on the patio floor” To which I replied “lolololololololololololololololololol” That’s me laughing really hard. I don’t know why I laughed so hard but it [...]

“My Scene”

Someone gave my daughter a “My Scene” doll for her birthday. They’re kind of like the Barbie version of Bratz dolls, which I detest. I’m just not interested in those ugly, slutty giant-eyed dolls as toys for my five yr old daughter. Maybe when she’s thirty. Or when George Bush learns to pronounce “nuclear.” Seriously…I [...]

Teeth

My daughter just lost her first tooth on 12/3. At the risk of sounding completely cliché, when did she grow up? How did it happen so fast? It really seems like yesterday that she was a newborn. It makes me sad to think about how fast the time passes. I always question if I’ve paid [...]